Bart Simpson is forever writing new chalkboard punishments yet he always sees the same people as he skates through Springfield. This isn't by happenstance reveals this week's Simpsons episode "Peeping Mom." The residents apparently stand in front of Moe's Tavern waiting for Bart to skate past them each week. "Well, the kid passed through again. We can all go inside," Moe (Hank Azaria) ... [Read More]
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Jimmy Kimmel assembled nearly the entire cast of Avengers: Age of Ultron but Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo had their own private team up. The host introduced them to gay fan art featuring Tony Stark and Bruce Banner dubbed lab bros and science bros. Kimmel showed them progressively more erotic art that climaxed with the shirtless men embracing each other. "That's just another day on ... [Read More]
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Hillary Clinton won't officially announce her candidacy for the presidency until Sunday but Saturday Night Live obtained a very dry run recorded on her phone. Hillary (Kate McKinnon) receives unheeded advice from her personal assistant (Vanessa Bayer), who suggests she refrain from referring to herself to avoid the air of inevitability that may have cost her the election in 2008. "Hello. ... [Read More]
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7-Eleven has a sweet deal today. Super-size a medium Slurpee for free! The convenience store is celebrating Bring Your Own Cup Day on April 11. Unfortunately, your stomach doesn't qualify as a container. All cups must be able to fit though an 11-inch hole on display. That leaves a lot of room for unusual cups such as a Thermos, beach bucket, iced tea pitcher or milk jug, which can hold 128 ... [Read More]
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver went on location in Russia for an exclusive interview with Edward Snowden, who was granted asylum in the country after leaking documents obtained while working for the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA). The host described him as "the most famous hero and/or traitor in recent American history." Snowden's sacrifice may have been all in vain based on an ... [Read More]
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Walking Dead's Norman Reedus made a surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live during Weekend Update. Pete Davidson, resident young person, reviewed the show which scares the daylights out him. Davidson said he wouldn't fare well in the zombie apocalypse due to his love of marijuana. He explained that he's worried about being mistaken for a zombie because of his pale complexion, glazed eyes ... [Read More]
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The Fantastic Four reboot will be more dramatic and less cartoonish than previous films according to director Josh Trank (Chronicle). That starts with empowering the female lead Susan Storm AKA the Invisible Woman played by Kate Mara (American Horror Story: Murder House). "There have always been two categories of Sue - the slutty secretary version, and this brilliant scientist version," ... [Read More]
Conan Obrien goodbye to writer Brian Stack Interrupter
Conan O'Brien paid tribute to writer-actor Brian Stack during his final appearance on Thursday. The host played a supercut featuring some of Stack's more memorable characters including Clive Clemmons, a heavy metal rocker who would exclaim his catchphrase "inappropriate" in response to inappropriate conversation; Artie Kendall, the ghost of a sexist and racist signer; Frankenstein, who wastes ... [Read More]
Selfie Shoes April Fools Day Miz Mooz
You'll get a kick out of this April Fool's joke. New York shoe store Miz Mooz introduced selfie shoes as a replacement for the cumbersome selfie stick. The "shoefie" also has a leg up on the selfie as it frees up your hands. Finally, narcissists can point their thumbs at themselves and exclaim "This girl!" The Designer explained they added a docking port to both shoes so you can take a ... [Read More]
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The Walking Dead says "We can't go back, Bob." But McFarlane Toys proves that wrong with the Michonne Flashback Figure based on her debut appearance. The poncho hood gives her a more ominous appearance. It's removable though she still looks pretty intense underneath. The 5 inch figure has 24 points of articulation including ab crunch for recreating action poses. There's also a functioning ... [Read More]