Dawn’s your typical teen… well except for the fact that she suffers from a very unique medical condition known as vagina dentata, aka toothed vagina (living next to a power plant will do that). Unfortunately as a firm believer in abstinence, Dawn is blissfully unaware that anything’s wrong with her. It doesn’t help that every [...]
Every year millions of people die, but what’s the best way to dispose of all those the bothersome bodies? Graves take up a lot of space and cremation pollutes the air. According to Sen. Kemp Hannon the answer is simple: flush them down the toilet! Hannon sponsored legislation affectionately dubbed “Hannibal Lecter’s bill” that would make [...]
Kung Fu Jimmy Chow:
Jimmy Chow utterly destroys the inexplicable villain.