Horror channel FEARnet cancelled
Horror fans will soon have one less place to quench their bloodlust. Comcast has bought out its partners Lionsgate and Sony for full control of FEARnet, "the premier cable television channel for fans of horror, thriller and suspense entertainment." Comcast's first executive action? Kill it but dead things rarely stay dead. A spokesperson told Deadline that programming will be absorbed ... [Read More]
Lisa Simpson a necrophile (Days of Future Future - Zombie Milhouse)
The Simpsons get a zombie for a son-in-law in "Days of Future Future." The story is set 30 years in the future. Milhouse finally gets Lisa to marry him but she spends all her time volunteering at a zombie soup kitchen, which serves vegetarian brains only. Her husband reluctantly visits her and immediately regrets it. A zombie accuses him of being racist for perpetuating the stereotype that ... [Read More]
Bruce Timm animates Batman 75th anniversary short (Batman Strange Days)
DC Comics celebrates the 75th anniversary of Batman with a nostalgic short by Bruce Timm, known for his charming animation style popularized in Batman: The Animated Series. Batman: Strange Days is a classic black and white monster movie told in 3 minutes. Batman must stop the ungodly experiment of the mad scientist Dr. Hugo Strange, one of the caped crusader's first supervillains. There's ... [Read More]
Robot Chicken DC Comics Special II Villains In Paradise (Superboy Lena and Batman song dance)
The Legion of Doom goes on Spring Break in Robot Chicken DC Comics Special II: Villains In Paradise. Even supervillains need a vacation and being locked up doesn't count. They make a daring prison break parodying the opening to Hogan's Heroes. The disgruntled workers demand time off from their boss, Lex Luthor. Starro is the one dissenting voice but they flush him down the toilet despite a ... [Read More]
Ex Oblivione Lovecraftian horror RPG for Wii U
Ex Oblivione is a truly old-fashioned RPG by Cthulhi Games. It's based on the works of Howard Phillips Lovecraft, the horror fiction author who created the most infamous tentacle monster of all: Cthulhu. Players will be able to play as Lovecraft, a magic class character capable of casting spells. Inversely, players can choose to play as Lovecraft's contemporary Nikola Tesla, the famed scientist ... [Read More]
Toonami to air Attack on Titan series in May
This May Toonami will air one of the biggest anime series: Attack on Titan. The story follows Eren Yeager (Bryce Papenbrook) as he joins the Survey Corps to reclaim the Earth from the Titans, a race of man-eating giants ranging from 10 to 200 feet tall. Yeager is what's known as a Titan Shifter. He possess the rare ability to transform into a Titan but retain some intelligence unlike ... [Read More]
Saturday Night Live CNN pregnancy test commercial
Saturday Night Live literally pissed all over CNN for its excessive coverage of flight 370. The so-called 24-hour news channel has been presenting conjecture as breaking news! SNL parodied the dubious coverage with a commercial for the CNN pregnancy test. A married couple (Beck Bennett and Vanessa Bayer) is bombarded with constant updates about the search for the baby. "CNN more ... [Read More]
Mila Kunis guest stars on Two and a Half Men (Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer)
Real-life couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis part ways on this week's Two and a Half Men ("Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang"). Billionaire Walden Schmidt (Kutcher) falls for a free spirited hitchhiker named Vivian (Kunis) after that 70s show... Muade. The actors reference not only their careers but also their relationship. Walden insists he'd never date an actress because they're all crazy; and ... [Read More]
Guardians of the Galaxy Marvel Legends Action Figures Wave 1 pre-order
The Guardians of the Galaxy movie is still light years away but the action figures are already available for pre-order. The Marvel Legends wave 1 case includes 8 individually packaged 6-inch figures and a Build-A-Figure (BAF): Groot, the humanoid tree with the ultimate catchphrase, "I am Groot." Peter Quill AKA Star-Lord comes with the most accessories: an extra head, headset, dual ... [Read More]
Guardians of the Galaxy Prelude introduces Nebula and Gamora (Karen Gillan)
Guardians of the Galaxy Prelude #1 introduces Gamora (Zoe Saldana) and Nebula (Karen Gillan), the bionic woman featured in the movie trailer. Both women begin life as loyal servants of the galactic despot Thanos. The story is told from the perspective of Nebula, who is the weaker of the two women, at least initially. Nebula has a contentious relationship with Gamora from the start. She's ... [Read More]
Family Circus cartoon coming to Fox
With only two more episodes left before American Dad moves to TBS, Fox needs another animated sitcom for its Animation Domination programming block and who better than the original cartoon family: Family Circus. The series will bring to life all the classic comic strip panels like Billy saying "Not Me" whenever his parent ask who made a mess. Get it? It's funny because... April Fool's ... [Read More]
Boondocks season 4 trailer (slaves)
Boondocks creator Aaron McGruder won't be involved in the fourth and finale season but the trailer shows it'll be be as controversial as ever. Robert Freeman (John Witherspoon) tells his grandchildren Huey and Riley (Regina King) that they're in millions of dollars of debt to a loan shark. They decided raise the money by working any job they can get. They even work as slaves in a ... [Read More]
Robot Chicken DC Comics Special II: Villains In Paradise sneak peek
The super heroes and villains take a well earned break and go on Spring Break in Robot Chicken DC Comics Special II: Villains In Paradise. Creator Seth Green said they painstakingly designed swimsuits for each of the characters while maintaining their identifying emblems. His favorite costume was for Bizarro, who wears a parka jacket to the beach naturally. Things heat up when a ... [Read More]