Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog (Knuckles Echidna penis)
Animation Domination High-Def is literally dumping on Sega's mascot. Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog reveals hedgehogs defecate while running then recharge by eating the feces of other animals. They chew it into a paste that they rub on their body. They even eat their own children and its so-called friend Tails the fox eats hedgehogs. Like all videos in the Scientifically Accurate ... [Read More]
Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special (volcano)
The Robot Chicken Bitch Pudding Special features none of usual characters other than Bitch Pudding, who is a Strawberry Shortcake parody. The sourpuss isn't as sweet as her friends but she goes too far when she crashes Granny's funeral. She claims Granny had a gambling addiction and Satan is probably have his way her in Hell, which she demonstrates by humping the casket. They attempt to toss ... [Read More]
John Oliver calls on Russia to save space geckos
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver was particularly depressing this week due to seemingly insurmountable problems like the war in Gaza and Ukraine but the host suggested we start small by rescuing geckos trapped in space. Russia sent one male and four female geckos into space to study the effects of zero gravity on mating but lost communication with the satellite. They claim communication has ... [Read More]
The Strain castrated vampire scariest yet Gabriel Bolivar (Jack Kesy).
Guillermo del Toro's hit series The Strain re-imagines vampires with tentacle tongues but he introduces his scariest vampire in the aptly named episode "Gone Smooth." Rock star Gabriel Bolivar (Jack Kesy) already looks like death before he's infected by the vampire virus but his pale skin is just part of his act. He's shocked when he washes it off the makeup and discovers what's underneath is ... [Read More]
Blurred lines girl Emily Ratajkowski GQ July 2014 breasts
Emily Ratajkowski sees some actual blurred lines in the censored video for her topless photo shoot in the July issue of GQ magazine. The model wears nothing but flesh colored bikini bottoms and a Hawaiian lei that can't quite cover her breasts. For the rest of the shoot her dirty parts are hidden under wet sand clinging to every inch of her body. Tropical location notwithstanding, the ... [Read More]
Carl's Jr commercial stars Paris Hilton & Hannah Ferguson
Carl's Jr. and Hardee's new Texas BBQ Thickburger commercial is mouthwatering but it's not the burger that has us drooling. It's Sports Illustrated model Hannah Ferguson, who was named "Rookie of the Year." Ferguson recreates the 2005 ad "I Love Paris" featuring Paris Hilton in a sexy car wash. "It was one of the iconic ads of the decade," says Andy Puzder, CEO of CKE Restaurants parent ... [Read More]
Epic Meal Empire a cooking show a la Frankenstein (fyi,)
Look out Duck Dynasty, A+E has a new cast of bearded men doing duck calls... to bleep out foul language. Epic Meal Empire is an unorthodox cooking show based on the popular web series Epic Meal Time that features weird food combinations and zero portion control. They proudly display dubious nutritional information listing tens of thousand of calories and fat. The show has also been ... [Read More]
Wired demos Comic-Con animatronic dragon on Jimmy Kimmel Live
Wired magazine gave Jimmy Kimmel the first look at the latest creation for its web series How to Make a Giant Creature. Bodock the dragon is a walking, talking animatronic creature that will be on display at Comic-Con International: San Diego this weekend. Kimmel's Hispanic sidekick Guillermo rode atop the beast and provided the voice for an unintelligible game of Simon says. Not lost in ... [Read More]
Megan Fox hosts Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles special on Nickelodeon (snow sequence)
Nickelodeon's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Inside the Action is a behind-the-scenes special hosted by stars Megan Fox (April O'Neil) and Will Arnett (Vern Fenwick) inexplicable in front of a collection of speakers and boomboxes. Arnett stays in character as a self-centered glory hound Vern. He constantly teases his big scene, the snow sequence, in which Vern drives a big rig to help April ... [Read More]
Life with Archie 36 Archie death Kevin Betty Veronica
Archie was introduced in 1941 as the "every man" in contrast to the "super man" according to Jon Goldwater, publisher and co-CEO of Archie Comics. Even without superpowers the comic book character always manages to do the right thing and makes the ultimate sacrifice this week. "The way in which Archie dies is everything that you would expect of Archie," said Goldwater. "He dies heroically. ... [Read More]
Honey Nut Cheerios Bee mascot dies
Business is bad for Honey Nut Cheerios says its bee mascot in a rap video by Animation Domination High-Def. The rapping bee explains that bees are disappearing due to a phenomenon known as Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD). The stupid children decide to simply switch to the apple flavored cereal but a scientist points out that too is pollinated by bees. He also reveals that the bee's ... [Read More]
Robot Chicken Nerd new Doctor Who companion (Walking Dead Lobster)
Doctor Who comes to the America in the Robot Chicken episode "Walking Dead Lobster." The Robot Chicken Nerd worms his way into becoming the new companion of the Doctor, who appears to be a previous incarnation judging by the long scarf favored by the Fourth Doctor. "I've never seen the show but I feel like I've absorbed the gist of it through nerd osmosis," the American fanboy admits. ... [Read More]
Robot Chicken sics Michael Vick with Pokemon parody
NFL quarterback Michael Vick's dog fights get turned into in an actual game on the Robot Chicken episode "Walking Dead Lobster." Vick's rottweiler fights and loses against Ash's Pikachu in Pokemon Black and Blue. Vick puts the dog down, then goes to jail for animal cruelty. Nevertheless, Vick is declared the winner of the match. He gets out of jail and receives a lucrative contract, just ... [Read More]