Rubbermaid Inc. stock quadrupled at China’s announcement that it will offically endorse dildos for Chinese consumption. China says each woman will be allowed only one dildo due to the country’s well-known closet space epidemic. When it was time to choose Miso Ho-Ne (pictured left) decided on widow-maker model saying it would be better at plowing her field. Due to the demand for this model China has ordered Yao Ming to return to make new molds. Yao eased fears that he would be out for the season, telling reporters although it would a stretch he could do both.