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Lame News Cuts the Fat

By Mark Putnam ⋅ September 3, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Lame News has been packing on the pounds, with the addition of pop-up ads its grown slow and sluggish. We here at Lame News (and by we, I mean me, and by news I mean subliminal messages from the 1/3rd dimension) have decide to cut the fat, but don’t panic you wont have to go [...]

Is Jesus Stalking Pamela Anderson

By Mark Putnam ⋅ September 1, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Pamela Anderson isn’t taking any chances. After all, this is the King of Kings we’re talking about. Fearing Jesus may be following her incognito, Pamela is bending over backwards and giving assets away to any bum who asks. It’s just like that Jesus to use deception, but one wonders just how many homeless people [...]

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