This Halloween corporate America cashed in big on Paris Hilton's short stint in jail with her very own costume. And I'll give them this, the costume is as authentic as it is trashy, it even comes with a false sense of entitlement. But it got me thinking just who's this costume for?Paris Hilton's fans are mostly... well they're ... [Read More]

Starting today Lame News will be giving money away. You heard right--FREE MONEY! This contest is partly to reward regular readers and partly to increase readership. And it's very simple. On the sidebar of this blog you will see a clue word--WRITE IT DOWN! Eventually a new clue word will replace the old one and etcetera. These ... [Read More]

How could you Hollywood? How could take a classic cartoon like Alvin and the Chipmunks and turn into crap-- literally. The trailer (video below) actually shows Alvin eating Theodore's crap. First of all, there's nothing funny about eating crap. Secondly, the whole point of trailer is entice people to go see it by showing ... [Read More]

pay no attention to the woman behind the curtainNo it's not the latest in Halloween costumes. It's called urban camouflage and it's quite possibly the funniest thing ever. The mentally challenged brainchild of designer Aya Tsukioka, urban camouflage gracefully conceals the wearer from would be assailants, assuming that would be ... [Read More]

This week the Poles saw the silhouette of Pope John Paul II in a bonfire while celebrating their hometown hero but was this really a miracle or a foreboding display of fire and brimstone. Besides being much more devilish than the famous Mother Teresa appearance on cinnamon bun (pictured right), the silhouette while accurate is ... [Read More]

This week Youtube launched its automated video ID system in an effort to filter copyrighted content. And it's a dud. The system relies on content owners submitting full copies of their content as a reference, which opponents argue is unnecessary and unfairly places the burden on them. Moreover, the system is hit and miss. It ... [Read More]

Remember those old spy movies where the sexy agent whips out her makeup compact and blows on it to reveal the deadly laser beams? American soldiers do it one better. They've come up with a new use for silly string--IED detection. Soldiers are spraying the Iraqs silly to spot the trip wires of IEDs. And God bless their ... [Read More]