Cotton Hill, perhaps the funniest character on the the animated series King of the Hill, passed away on Veteran’s Day (video right). This WWII vet may have been 5 foot nothing but he was a bigger man than any of us will ever be. He killed entire armies singlehandedly, built bunkers out of dung, blood and sweat, & scored a chick half his age and twice his height. But Cotton

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You like me. You really like me! That’s the only possible explanation for zero entries for the movie quote contest; making me the default winner. And while I appreciate everyone intentionally not playing to make me the winner, you really shouldn’t have. I can afford it. We’ve still got a lonely little Halloween card with your name on it (and cash in it) and a free invitation to Demonoid.com. So

Absolutely, just ask 50 year-old virgin Pastor Dave (video right). True enough, we live in a over-sexed instant gratification world but was it not God himself who said ‘go forth and bump uglies.’ In addition to Godtube’s sex embargo, violence and profanity are also big no-nos. Again this is totally contradictory to the Bible. Remember a little someone by the name of Jesus. He was quite the rabble rouser himself:

Remember when Superman stood for truth, justice, and all that stuff. Well apparently he doesn’t. Ever since he turned a blind eye to lobotomizing of super villains (see: Identity Crisis) it’s been a downward spiral for the big guy even Superboy and Superman’s double saw it, granted they responded a little excessively (i.e., tried to destroy the universe). Once again Superman is taking a not-so-subtle turn for the worse. Superman

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Not since bastardization of Godzilla has Hollywood so thoroughly pissed off fans! No longer is G.I. JOE A REAL AMERICAN HERO, they’re a European-based military unit known as Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity (G.I.J.O.E.). Paramount Pictures is updating (selling out) G.I. JOE for the new live action movie because of fears that A REAL AMERICAN HERO will be a tough sell. You may be surprised to know that the un-Americanization