I always meant to illegally download Doggy Poo (how I get most of my stuff) but never got around to it and eventually I completely forgot about it. That is until I came across it on the Comcast Video On Demand channel. So I figured: Hell, I got 30 minutes to kill. You might think an animation about doggy poo would stink especially when it’s 5 years old but not

You might say the heat is on for 42-year-old firefighter Robin Garrison after exposing himself at the Berliner Park in Columbus, Ohio. However, this has got to be the worst case of entrapment since Adam & Eve were tempted by the Tree of Knowledge. The undercover woman to whom Mr. Garrison exposed himself to was not only sunbathing topless and rubbing up on him but she ASKED to see his

Planet of the Apes marathon on AMC New Year’s Eve (all 5 movies not including the Marky Mark remake)

Aside: A parenthetical departure; a digression

No Hannah I will not be shushed! Initially, this was to be story on the reprehensible actions of Texas mother Priscilla Ceballos who told her daughter to lie in an essay contest for tickets to a Hannah Montana concert. And boy was it a doozy. Beginning her essay with “My daddy died this year in Iraq,” despite her the fact that her father never served in the military nor was

Mothers shield little Johnny’s eyes cause comics ain’t what they used to be. Every time you turn a page it’s sex, sex, sex. Repent you damn sinners – just kidding, I love this stuff. And here’s a few of this year’s trashiest comics!     Of course, there’s the infamous (implied) tentacle rape cover of Heroes for Hire #13. Unfortunately, like many comics the cover is blatantly erroneous. Not only

As the movie will tell you itself through its (too) many interview segments, i.e. less actual material, Jackass 2.5 is comprised solely of extra footage from Jackass 2 and clocks in at just over 1 hour. Meaning, there’s only about 50 min of “new” material here and not even all of that is up to snuff. Most noticeably missing are the insane opening stunts & over top musical dance numbers

Remember way back in 2000, when everyone was in an uproar because despite winning the popular vote Al Gore lost the electoral vote. We’re a nation with A.D.D. because nearly 2 elections later nothing has (or will) be done. In fact, Rudolph Giuliani may have put it best when he recently compared the race for President to the World Series saying “you win some, you lose some” in reference to

Voyage of The Damned, Doctor Who’s third Christmas special, was the series highest viewed episode since its reboot. Thanks in no small part to guest star Kylie Minogue. And viewers were not disappointed. This episode had everything: humor, romance, and a ginormous cruise spaceship dubbed the Titanic filled with murderous angel robots! But wait it gets better, taking a page from Xena Warrior Princess, the angelbots use their metal halos

It’s true. By subscribing to L7 World you’ll help get me my webmaster wings! What’s subscribing you ask? JUST THE COOLEST THING EVER! Subscribing is made possible via new technology known as links. These “links” are located at the top right of the site next to the heart icon. They come in 2 varieties RSS reader & Email. What happens when you click ‘em you ask? I get my wings,

Tsk Tsk. You’ve all been very naughty as none of you even ventured a guess in the Who Kidnapped Santa Contest (except for Alex Gogan). Now Santa’s dead! And you don’t even wanna hear how he was murdered, let’s just say it was a closed casket. The Kidnapper was none other than Dog the Bounty Hunter hired by Jesus to take back Christmas. Unfortunately, since there was no winner there

33-year-old Sandrama Lamy was charged with sexual assault and breach of the peace this week after getting naughty in jolly ol’ St. Nick’s lap at a mall in Danbury, Connecticut. The unidentified mall Santa claims he was embarrassed by the whole incident. But I say Santa was asking for it! There’s nothing remotely wholesome about a grown woman sitting on Santa’s lap in the first place. We all know exactly

Inspired by a Palestinian Milf (Mother I’d Like to Fulminate) who a’sploded herself back in 2004, Baby’s First Jihad is a DVD sing-along currently circulating in West Yorkshire, England that features a young girl looking to fill the awkwardly empty shoes of her martyred mommy. The lyrics which are: Derka derka derka. Derka derka derka. Derka derka derka derka derka derka. Roughly translate to: I love Allah. You better too.

L-A-Z-Y that’s the one word that best sums up this film. Where to begin. How about the utter lack of drama. The film tries to insert plot almost solely through flashbacks, which you can see coming from a mile away. Will Smith who plays the brilliant scientist Robert Neville gives a solid performance with what he’s given, which is very little. After the breakout of a bizarre virus that turns

XMAS CONTEST: For details & entry see the official post HERE. Hints – Santa’s kidnapper is: a real person, has been on TV, is male, between the ages 40-60, is controversial, is better known by his nickname, has a criminal record, was parodied on South Park, needs a haircut. Santa has until midnite Dec. 24th for you guess who his kidnapper is or else Xmas will be canceled permanently!