HANNAH MONTANA: EXPOSED

No Hannah I will not be shushed! Initially, this was to be story on the reprehensible actions of Texas mother Priscilla Ceballos who told her daughter to lie in an essay contest for tickets to a Hannah Montana concert. And boy was it a doozy. Beginning her essay with “My daddy died this year in Iraq,” despite her the fact that her father never served in the military nor was he dead!

This was clearly parenting at it’s worse – or was it? After some crack research here at L7 World, I discovered this alarming fact: THERE’S NO SUCH PERSON AS HANNAH MONTANA! She is in fact, Miley Cyrus. More like Wily Circus this ring master of lies has been selling tickets to her fictional alter ego’s concerts for thousands of dollars. What’s next Joaquin Phoenix selling tickets to Johnny Cash concerts! When will these role models wake up and start taking responsibility for others’ actions?