‘Tis the season. L7 World is happy to announce a special holiday contest: Santa’s been kidnapped! And unless you can discover who done it, Christmas will be canceled! Each day a hint to the kidnapper’s identity will be revealed at the bottom of the site in the asides section (on homepage). When you think you know the answer just leave a comment. The winner not only helps save Xmas but

This month Japanese game maker Illusion released their 3rd & without a doubt best installment of Artificial Girl yet. The Artificial Girl series allows players to create their perfect dream girl from the ground up even choosing what clothes they wear. The rest of the game involves getting them outta said clothes. So are women finally obsolete? Not unless there’s some sorta robotic vacuum cleaner I don’t know about… oops

Not since the movie Dogma has the creator been so thoroughly accosted as in this week’s American Dad! Christmas special “The Most Adequate Christmas Ever.” Definitely one of the series’ better episodes, the plot is an homage to the movie classic Defending Your Life. After leading his family on a death march for the perfect Christmas tree, Stan is crushed by said tree and must defend this life so that

We’re one day closer to Judgement Day thanks to the creators of Asimo. Asimo 2.0 has just been unveiled and he’s stealing the jobs of hard working men & women with his impression of a waiter. Only wouldn’t this break Asimov’s rule #1: do no harm. I mean whether it’s sake or coffee, nothing we humans consume is good for for us. Even scarier, the new Asimos can communicate wirelessly

  Well here it is, the long awaited spoiler filled follow-up to Holy Retcon Batman! Booster Gold #5 is finally out and (DEEP BREATH) the DC Universe as we know it is still in tact. Big props to writer Geoff Johns for not using time travel to retcon the Joker’s infamous shooting of Batgirl and thus destroying the origin of everybody’s favorite paraplegic crime fighter Oracle (and no Charles Xavier

Watch it! Rent it, buy it, download it, watch the dub current airing on Cartoon Network Saturdays @ midnight – JUST WATCH IT! I can’t stress this enough, this is one of the most unique and compelling stories I’ve ever seen. First off, the protagonist, Light Yagami, is as bad as they get. He’s an egotistical highschool student with illusions of grandeur, so when he finds a strange black notebook

“We’re notorious and infamous in state college, and very popular, so we have to do things that push the envelope just for shock value” said Penn State senior Nathan Jones, who dressed as a Virginia Tech victim last Halloween. He defended his freedom of expression and questioned the sincerity of his critics saying, “It’s now trendy to be upset about their friends getting killed.” After listening to him defend himself

“If the federal government is truly serious about doing something with the AIDS virus, we need to take steps that would isolate the carriers of this plague,” said Mike Huckabee during his 1992 run for the Senate. At the time he also said, “I feel homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle, and we now know it can pose a dangerous public health risk.” So does Huckabee really want

Political correctness is once again at loggerheads with tradition. The Surgeon General is placing the blame for America’s rising obesity epidemic squarely on the ample shoulders of jolly old Saint Nick, saying that because Santa is a role model for kids he should slim down. First of Santa, Santa is NOT A ROLE MODEL!  A role model is someone you emulate, and I’m sorry but the role of Santa is

The first Speed Racer movie trailer is finally out (video below) and it can best be described as Hot Wheels Meets Spy Kids. The plot seems to be up to snuff: after discovering the races are fixed, Speed refuses to play along but will it cost him his life & who is the mysterious Racer X? If only they stuck with a style instead of mixing cartoony races with live

We all know MTV died long ago, split into MTV 1, 2, Tres and inundated with really bad reality shows, so where can you, Joe Average, find your music fix? Commercials, of course. It’s a win-win. You discover a new song and the advertiser gets to sear their product into your brain with a catchy chorus line. Even when the music completely overshadows the product at the very least it

The New York Archdiocese is reaching out to children but this time it’s all legal. They’re publishing a series of comics and coloring books that teach kids to be careful of devious looking white men – especially priests! On one page an angel tells a child, sharing a room with a priest, to leave the door open. The coloring books, which are being distributed to schools & religious education programs,

This week Japanese researchers, who’ve obviously never seen The Planet of the Apes, announced they’ve created super intelligent chimpanzees. How’d they do it? They taught them to count. Turns out that chimpanzees have a near photographic memory and consistently beat their human counter parts in both speed & accuracy at a series of memory tests. Scientists believe human may have lost this ability to make room for things like language.

I’ll leave it to your imagination as to what the “C” stands for. When we look at this page from Superman/Batman #42 in its entirety there’s little ambiguity to the the imagery. While Batman gets down to business he feels a vibration and realizes it’s coming from Highfather’s staff. And then staff opens the umm… portal. (Is it getting hot in here or is it just the glowing vagina?) This

Seasons Greetings for L7 World… For the rest of the month Holiday songs will be put into rotation in the L7 Jukebox! There will also be a special Holiday contest,