In the first of four feature-length (90 min) films, Futurama: Bender’s Big Score, the Planet Express is resurrected after being canceled by Box Network (a not so subtle dig at Fox Network) to face the most heinous threat to Earth yet – SPAM!     Talk about action-packed! The plot which revolves around naked aliens scamming the human race out their own planet, thanks to the discovery of the time-sphere

This week the Massachusetts legislature proposed a ban on spanking. Parents argue the established precedent of Al Bundy Vs. Family dubbed the Psycho-Dad case clearly allows them to unleash holy hell on said buttocks. The fierce opposition to the bill makes it unlikely to pass, that and the fact that kids can’t vote. But regardless of the outcome… Here’s the Top 5 Reasons Not to Spank Your Kids: 1.) When

The Sudanese government has foiled yet another insidious Western plot! Gillian Gibbons, a school teacher in Sudan, was arrested and sentenced to 15 days in jail after allowing her students to name the class teddy bear Muhammad (a common Muslim name). Her real mistake wasn’t using the prophet’s name for a toy. It’s which toy she picked. Had she named a wrestling figure (think: Iron Sheik) or a remote control