THESE AIN’T YOUR DADDY’S COMICS

Mothers shield little Johnny’s eyes cause comics ain’t what they used to be. Every time you turn a page it’s sex, sex, sex. Repent you damn sinners – just kidding, I love this stuff. And here’s a few of this year’s trashiest comics!
 
 
Of course, there’s the infamous (implied) tentacle rape cover of Heroes for Hire #13. Unfortunately, like many comics the cover is blatantly erroneous. Not only is there no sexy-time here, there never was any tentacle monster. Instead the super whores are attacked by maggots that feed off pain.
 

 
 
 
 
Then there’s this priceless revelation in Justice League of America #15; apparently the 50 foot tall giantess known as Giganta doesn’t wear panties. No wonder it takes a woman to put this big mama to bed, any man who saw that would be paralyzed with fear of inadequacy. Even a “Superman” would be no match for this snatch.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Last but not least is yet another example of women using their assets against us in All Star Batman and Robin #8. Even an Auschwitz survivor couldn’t stay mad at Ms. Nazi boobs here. Consequently, it looks like she’s had some work done. Check out this rare screenshot (below) of a Warner Bros. WWII propaganda cartoon.
 
Still my favorite trashy comic remains Superman/Batman #42 and its vagina shaped dimensional portal. (see this previous post Does the D in DC Comics Stand for Deflowering)