XMAS CONTEST: For details & entry see the official post HERE.
Hints – Santa’s kidnapper is:
a real person,
has been on TV,
is male,
between the ages 40-60,
is controversial,
is better known by his nickname,
has a criminal record,
was parodied on South Park,
needs a haircut.
Santa has until midnite Dec. 24th for you guess who his kidnapper is or else Xmas will be canceled permanently!

Why don’t I know this!! ARGH!
I sure hope everyone realizes you are allowed more than one guess.
PS
a BIG hint will be revealed today (12/21) 2pm est
Today’s the final day! Is the spirit of Christmas really dead? Or will someone save Santa and help a charity?