For as long as they can remember the Ullustrians, a race of super-intelligent aliens, have been locked in a never ending battled with the bestial Violators and only one man can turn the tide – JFK! So when the Ullustrians kidnap and brainwash Kennedy into helping them, it’s up to the teen titans to rescue him. If you’re a flower child and want to relive the 60s, Teen Titans Lost

Has your “me-time” become tedious? Are you tired of watching the same skinny girls getting gangbanged so hard that their bogus boobs fly off? Then check out the latest pron straight from Japan: 百獣の王ライオンと超アクメSEX, which roughly translates to King of the Beasts: Super Orgasm. It’s like an adult version of the TV show Fear Factor. Several women take turns having the crap scared outta them by having sex in front

Part bloodhound, part sex kitten – Sophie the cat made headlines this week when she sniffed out a huge stash of child pornography that had been hidden in a crack in the wall. Sophie’s owner quickly brought the DVDs to the attention of the police who later questioned and got a confession from the apartment’s previous owner. Despite all Sophie’s hard work, police have no plans to replace police dogs

Job hunters got the shock of their lives this week when they responded to a Craigslist posting for freelance work and learned the poster wanted them to “eradicate a female living in Oroville, California.”   Police report that Ann Marie Linscott was looking for someone to murder the wife of the man she’d been having an affair with since 2005. No word yet if the position has been filled. However,

  Based on the award-winning comic book miniseries DC: The New Frontier, the latest Justice League movie tackles the greatest threat the world has ever know – McCarthyism (and Dinosaur Island aka the Centre)!   Set in the 1950s, the Cold War is just heating up and the United States is seeing enemies everywhere, particularly those with secret identities. With half the world’s superheroes on the run and the other

Much like Lex Luther worries about Superman having too much power, we should all be worried about the political mind-fuck that is the superdelegate. Unlike normal delegates that are awarded based on the popular vote, superdelegates are individuals within the Democratic National Committee who can vote for whomever they choose regardless of how their states vote. And in such a close race between Clinton and Obama, the 796 superdelegates up

Huck’s got Chuck. And now McCain’s got Stallone. In a recent interview with Fox News Sylvester Stallone said he “likes McCain a lot… there’s something about matching the character with the script and right now the script being written and realty is pretty brutal, pretty hard-edge, and like a rough action film.” After seeing the interview McCain broke into laughter saying, “I’m going to Philadelphia and running up the steps.”

Be wary who you marry. Last month an unidentified British couple had their marriage annulled after learning they were twins separated at birth. It’ not known how long they’d been married before discovering their harrowing heritage, but even if they waited until marriage we can assume they closed the deal. Moral of the story: never date/marry anyone who’s adopted! However it does raise the question, had Luke & Leia hooked

L7 World Housekeeping Tip of the Day: Always check your pants pockets before washing your washing your clothes, especially when you’re a chocoholic. And you think you’ve had a bad day? At least all my clothes smell great (almost good enough to eat)

  It took six whole issues of traveling through time but Booster Gold finally saved his best friend Blue Beetle from his untimely death at the hands of Maxwell Lord, but at what cost?   Despite assurances from a future version of Blue Beetle that altering the timeline was just ducky, time cop Rip Hunter remains unconvinced, and rightfully so. It’s only natural that saving Blue Beetle would make a

Steal This Film 2 is a 45 minute feel good fest about illegal file sharing disguised as a documentary. It poses no solutions rather it defends file sharing, comparing it to the invention of cable TV and the even the printing press. It goes on to declare that the battle against file sharing is already lost and that media is no longer a commodity. The film offers few opposing views

As if Tom Cruise’s religious rant about Scientology wasn’t funny enough (and it was), apparently Tom has a double who’s giving his own unique view on Scientology. Warning: before you watch this video make sure your bladder’s empty and you’re not drinking anything! L7world.com will not be held liable for any pants wettings or spit-takes

Undoubtedly you’ve heard the hype about Cloverfield (don’t believe it) but did you know there’s also a knock-off movie called Monster. It’s by Asylum films, the same people who brought you unforgettable classics like Snakes on a Train & Transmorphers.   Both movies are remarkably similar (i.e. they’re both bad). Both star a group of young people who just can’t put down the freaking camera no matter how many monsters

In an age of high-tech spammers, virtually every website, forum, even comments require you to complete a verification message to prove that you’re not a bot. Nobody likes doing ‘em. They’re small, cockeyed, faded or just difficult to differentiate between those blasted zeros and O’s. Naturally, with all the random letters and numbers generated you’re bound to get an occasional word or phrase. But imagine my surprise when I got

I recently saw this little gem (pictured left) when I tried to hotlink MY OWN picture on MY OWN site with MY OWN ImageShack account! Apparently hotlinking is okay so long as you don’t use it. Hell, I wasn’t even hitting their stupid 100mb per hour limit! Hopefully this won’t retro-actively effect any pictures, if it does let me know. For those of you wondering why I don’t host them