this girl could simultaneously create an Iraq exit strategy & wanker entry strategySo says new research out of the Universities of California & Pittsburgh. The researchers theorize the increased brain power is a result of the Omega-3 fatty acids stored in the hips and thighs.

But don’t start gargling the Ben & Jerry’s yet ladies. While added weight in the hips raises intelligence, belly fat which contains Omega-6 fatty acids lowers it. It’s all about hip-to-waist ratio. The lower it is the smarter you and your children will be. You might say, this badonkadonk effect is in your genes.

Speaking of genes, the next time your girl asks you, ‘do these jeans make my butt look big,’ you can tell her ‘no baby, they make you look smart’ (like Einstein smart).