Call it a sign of the times, the pervs over at DeafBunny.com are selling porn for deaf people. The DVDs will feature sign language, closed captioning, and thought balloons, all to better relay the intricate plots such as ‘Hey, I didn’t ask for sausage on my pizza.’ And this got me thinking – what’s next, porn for the blind? Well turns out there already is! Even if you aren’t blind

  Season 2 of Torchwood premiered this week with “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang” and special guest star Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I say Spike rather than the actor who portrayed him (James Marsters) because his temperament is so similar I nearly expected him to start sucking someone’s blood.   Marsters plays Captain John Hart a fellow Time Agent and all around bad guy, who arrives on present day

Adult Swim strikes again with yet another video game adaptation. Much like the Aqua Teen Hunger Force game, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law is not designed for mass appeal but it gives fans exactly what they want (no not incestuous relations between Birdgirl and her father).   Gameplay is incredibly simple. Before beginning each case you look for clues which aren’t really hidden. All you need to do is examine

Roger Chapin, president of Help Hospitalized Veterans, was subpoenaed by Congress this week for defrauding donators. Less than 1/4 of the $170 million raised by the organization from 2004-2006 actually went to veterans. The rest went to fundraising and a generous benefits package for Chapin and his associates, including a salary of $1.5 million, $17 million on country club membership, and $135,000 for an executive’s divorce settlement. Despite being substantially

  Like a generic movie monster, the J-horror remakes keep coming back – cue blood curdling scream. One Missed Call misses the mark despite staying true to the original (for the most part).   The overall story remains the same: some kids receive ominous voice mail from their future-selves that marks the moment of their impending deaths, and the only person who can solve the mystery is a detective with

Stacey Gayle had problem, every time she listened to rap especially Sean Paul’s “Temperature” she would start foaming at the mouth and flopping around on the floor like a fish out of water. Apparently, she’d never heard the joke “doctor it hurts when I do this.” Undeterred she sought help at the Long Island Jewish Medical Center where examinations revealed she suffered from a rare condition known as musicogenic epilepsy.

  No Al gore didn’t single-handedly cure global warming – even better. Earning some major cool points, L7 World is pleased to announce the addition of avatars and super kawaii (cute for those of you who are Japanese impaired) emoticons, making the site even more graphic intense than it already is, so upgrades those 56k mo’dumbs and spice up those comments ya squares.       &nbsp

Even if you’ve only seen those classic Charles Atlas ads in back issues, the latest Mini Marvels strip (Incredible Hercules #113) will flood your collective consciousness with flashbacks of the Golden Age of comics. A time when sea monkeys were only a postage stamp away. A time when Spider-Man battled evil supervillains hopped up on Twinkies. A time when an instruction booklet could turn a “97-pound weakling” into a man.

Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee isn’t about to let a little thing like the Constitution stop him from outlawing abortion even in cases of rape/incest. Channeling the ghost of Moses in a speech early this week, Huckabee testified, “I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God, and that’s what we need to do is to amend the

  It’s high time we put this does size matter debate to bed. No longer will we make excuses like ‘it’s cold’ or ‘I’m a grower not a shower’. Stand up my brethren and be firm in your conviction that your dick is not a baby penis it’s an ‘oh baby’ penis.   It’s said that art often imitates life and sex relations are no exception. As The 40 Year

Researchers at the University of Minnesota’s Center of Cardiovascular Repair have reanimated the heart of a dead rat using a process known as decellularisation. Literally washing away the dead cells with powerful detergents thus leaving only its empty shell. They then injected it with the heart cells of newborn rats and soaked it with a nutrient-rich solution. Eight days later, the world’s first zombie heart was alive… er undead. The

When the Terminator said “I’ll be back” I bet you never thought it’d be as a little girl. The Fox Network series Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles stars Summer Glau as Cameron a female Terminator sent back to service… I mean serve John Conner and ensure he survives to lead the resistance in the inevitable rise of the machines – or is it inevitable? The pilot, which takes place in

Zombie Wars is the perfect movie for a drinking game that is. Just have a sip every time someone does or says something cliche and you’ll be wasted before your first bathroom break.   It takes place in a post apocalyptic future where humanity has been overrun by zombies and the few remaining survivors have, for reasons not explained, split up into small groups to survive. Brian, the leader of

See what happens when you feed the Retcon Monster! After taking Mephisto up on his offer to save Aunt May at the cost of their marriage (see: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! SPIDER-MAN’S MARRIAGE ANNULLED), Mary Jane has been reborn as the fashionably challenged crime fighter Jackpot (Amazing Spider-Man #546). Apparently divorce gives you superpowers, who knew. Even Aunt May is displaying girl power in her very own back story “The Amazing Aunt

When it comes to comic book couples there’s only one that amounts to a hill of beans and it ain’t Clark Kent & Lois Lane (unless I do a story on them in the future). Spider-Man loves Mary Jane so much that in one story set in an alternate future he literally fucked her to death with his radioactive sperm (seriously read the Reign miniseries). Poor Pete’s been through a