As he’s so fond of pointing out, Mike Huckabee didn’t major in math. Apparently, he didn’t major in reading (between the lines) either. Only days before the March 4th primaries, Huckabee has been using his interviews (remind me why are people still interviewing him?) to beg John McCain for another debate. After McCain eventually responded that he hadn’t received an “official” request from Huckabee’s campaign, Huckabee used his campaign’s remaining

The Norwegian government is preparing for the worst and putting seeds from around the world on ice. The Svalbard Global Seed Vault aka the “Doomsday Vault” which is kept a constant temperature of minus 18C, will house as many as 2 billion seeds, everything from soybeans to barley. The idea is that should some global catastrophe destroy the world’s crop, the vault will provide a safety net. Maybe it’s just

PUN AWARD OF THE CENTURY: Any regulars of L7 World know I love a good pun, and I just felt I had to give props to whoever came up with OBAMA NATION. Bravo sir or madam. Bravo

Between making comics (Shadow Hunter) and now movies (the kind you don’t have to rent from behind a curtain enclosed room) it’s no wonder Jenna Jameson has no time for adult films and subsequently retired from the biz last month. But fear not T&A aficionados, Jenna’s new direct-to-DVD movie appropriately titled Zombie Strippers, doesn’t appear to be too much of a stretch from her previous roles (i.e. stripping & eating

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Even Courtney Love had one. BUT JENNA JAMESON!? Jenna Jameson’s Shadow Hunter is about a broke tattoo artist named Jezzerie who’s been able to see demons ever since she was a child. But when she responds to a classified ad looking for someone just like her (go figure) those visions become real. It’s published by Virgin Comics, which is hilarious when you consider Jenna

As is if the Democratic election weren’t undemocratic enough what with 15% caucus thresholds and superdelegates, but now the make or break state may be Texas – A STATE WHERE YOU CAN VOTE TWICE! Texas assigns 2/3 of its delegates based on primaries and the other 1/3 on caucuses, which you can only participate in if you vote in the primaries first. In other words, unless you vote twice, YOUR

Daisuke Aoki is Futatsubashi Elementary School’s newest teacher. He’s young and inexperienced – and not just at teaching. (un)Luckily for him, he’s got three precocious students who are gonna educate him. The ringleader of these tiny troublemakers is Rin Kokonoe. But how much trouble can one little girl be right? Plenty. In addition to her inexplicable sexuality, she’s got one helluva mean streak. When Aoki discovers that Rin scared off

Like the Tree House of Horror specials, the Simpsons Valentine’s Day special was comprised of 3 separate love story parodies: Bonnie & Clyde, Lady and the Tramp, and Sid Vicious & Nancy Spungen! Cause nothing says Valentine’s Day like sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll. Nancy (Lisa Simpson) introduces Sid Vicious (Nelson Muntz) to his ultimate downfall – the sugar high. Controversial doesn’t begin to describe it. Besides the fact

I’m starting to think Muslims are beyond help/hope. They arrested a British woman for naming a teddy bear Muhammad. They’ve used retarded women as suicide bombers and children as soldiers. Then I saw this on the news: Hamas Bunny (video below), a costumed bunny on a children’s show talking about eating up the Jews. The funny thing is this isn’t an aberration a quick once over of memritv.org reveals the

Batman: Gotham Knight is the newest release (June 2008) from the DC Universe and will include 6 separate stories (i.e. long) animated by Japan’s Studio 4°C, Production I.G, and Madhouse. The anthology will be set between the Batman Begins and Dark Knight movies. I was a little skeptical when I first heard about this (think Big O) but after watching the sneak peek (video below), I gotta agree with the

Day of the Dead is a remake in name only. The only similarity is that there are zombies and soldiers. It starts with the Army quarantining a small remote town with apparently no idea why they quarantining it. Can you say fubar? Once the zombies predictably overrun the town and a woefully unprepared military, it’s your basic survival story. The survivors literally stumble upon the the secret military base that

If you happen to be browsing the site and notice some missing videos, thank Youtube. Those little POS deleted my account for uploading the Ped Egg infomercial. WTF!? Who the hell would be dumb enough to complain about their commercial, which normally they have to pay people to show, getting free publicity!? Telebrands, the scammers that make all those ‘As Seen on TV’ commercials, that’s who. Well fuck Youtube. And

The Caped Crusader was born in an back alley, delivered by gangster Joe Chill and baptized in the blood of his murdered parents… it was enough to make anyone go a little batty. [prepare to be spoiled] In Batman #637 Joe Chill finally gets what coming to him but not by Batman’s hand, not directly anyway. Instead, tall, dark and creepy gets the gangster to do it himself. Batman stalks

Ladies do you have dry, rough, callus man-feet? Well just in time for Valentine’s Day Telebrands Corp, the same people who brought you innovations like the Fish Pen and Doggy Steps, has unveiled their greatest invention yet – Ped Egg! The Ped Egg takes the latest in cheese grater technology and applies it to your feet. And talk about a great deal, it’s just $10 and when buy one, you

MSNBC correspondent David Shuster was suspended indefinitely last week after questioning Hillary Clinton’s use of her daughter in soliciting votes, asking “doesn’t it seem like Chelsea’s sorta being pimped out in some weird sorta way?” Was it a poor choice of words? Sure. But clearly Shuster meant the word in the sense of being exploited, and not that Chelsea was literally turning tricks. Are we also no longer able to