Vogue quickly pulled this month’s issue off shelves after receiving sharp criticism that it made LeBron James look like King Kong with some websites comparing it to a WWII propaganda poster (picture left). In fact, the poster is presenting Germans as apes (not blacks) and the woman represents the Statue of Liberty (not white women). In other words, the photos are completely dissimilar. That is unless you think black men
Here’s a handy test. Look at your fingers. The longer your ring finger is compared to your index finger, the more testosterone you were exposed to in the womb. The average ratio for women is 0.991. And 0.982 for men. Mine’s 0.93 (my manly hands pictured left). Consequently, those with higher testosterone levels (i.e. men) tend to perform better at spatial tasks. While those with lower levels (i.e. women) tend
The internet’s abuzz with talk about the world’s first pregnant “man“, even CNN covered this so-called story (video below). But the real story is that Thomas Beatie of Bend, Oregon is no more a man than South Park’s Mr. Garrison is woman. In fact, he’s less so. Ms. Beatie, born Tracy Lagondino, had her breasts amputated and takes regular injections of testosterone but kept her “reproductive rights” (read: vagina). So
After losing his eyesight Takuma Hirose is sent to live with his uncle where he meets 3 girls that will change his life: Hinata, Hayami, and Otoha (H2O). Takumi immediately befriends Hayami, the town outcast, despite her pleas for him to stay away. Whereas Hinata, the village leader’s granddaughter, goes out of her way to get close to Takumi. Otoha… well she’s a ghost that only Takumi can see! And
Whatever doesn’t kill Armadillo Man (aka Freak) makes him stronger :coughs: Doomsday :coughs: Presently he’s bulletproof & fireproof, but he’s still no match for yummy goodness of meth (picture left). I was tempted to work my Photoshop magic here and have Spider-Man say something reminiscent of those old Hostess ads like “Oh no, he’s stealing all the crystal goodness!” But frankly it’s already hilarious. First of all, Spider-Man is way
Remember those old cartoons where Popeye would down a can of spinach and his muscles would grow muscles. Well it looks like Olive Oyl’s gotten into Popeye’s stash. And let me tell ya it ain’t pretty! Witness the horror for yourself as a female bodybuilder with what may be the worst boob job ever flexes her pecs (video below). shudders
CNN’s posterboy, Anderson Cooper has a secret: HE’S A WRAITH! Oh sure he’d like you to believe that big hole in the side of his face is from surgery to remove a cancerous mole, but the evidence is undeniable. The pasty white skin. The generous amounts of hair product. The finely manicured nails. It all adds up. Of course the surest sign of a Wraith is the vampiric suckers on
They said it couldn’t be done (and by they I mean the voices in my head). But we showed ‘em! Introducing Webcomics! You’ll find the link to this section on the right side of the page, which will take you to all the webcomics. Just one for now: Family Guy. I also wanna do something with the Teen Titans and some totally original stuff so stick around and enjoy more
You’d think a movie about a robotic hooker would be great. Lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order). You’d be wrong! After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie’s only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky tenant. Of course it’s nothing a a
I don’t usually talk about personal stuff, but today I feel compelled to. Last night at the gym while I was doing the machine preacher curls (110lbs. not to brag or anything) a guy came up to me and asked how many sets I had left. I told him “a lot.” So he asked if he could work in with me. I told him “no, cause I don’t feel like
This month’s Booster Gold #7 revealed that the masterminds behind the recent time tampering are a group of super villains called the Time Stealers!? Seriously? You’ve got 3 of the smartest villains in the DC Universe (Ultra-Humanite, Per Degaton, and Despero) and the best name they can come up with is Time Stealers? And are we really supposed to believe a team of super villains would take the time to
If Geraldine Ferraro is racist for saying Barack Obama’s race was advantageous, then surely Barack’s pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright is racist for saying America is controlled by rich white people and that the government created AIDS to kill black people. But once again the media is pulling its punches when it comes to Barack Obama. The worst offender – Keith Olbermann, host of MSNBC’s Countdown. Only 1 day after lambasting
Before Princess Punie can become Queen of Magical Land she’ll have prove herself by surviving 1 year on Earth. But it won’t be easy with even her own family trying to kill her! The funny thing is she’s got it coming to her. Much like her mother, Punie’s magical girl appearance belies her true nature. Punie believes might makes right. And she’s just as likely to lay the smack
The creators of the Ask a Ninja web sensation are trying their hand at movies with a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, the cult classic about mutated tomatoes run amok. No other details yet, but considering the original budget was a whopping $90,000 it’s safe to say the special effects will be noticeably improved. If you haven’t seen the trilogy (attack of/return of/strike back) yet, now’s the perfect
