The internet’s abuzz with talk about the world’s first pregnant “man“, even CNN covered this so-called story (video below). But the real story is that Thomas Beatie of Bend, Oregon is no more a man than South Park’s Mr. Garrison is woman. In fact, he’s less so.

Ms. Beatie, born Tracy Lagondino, had her breasts amputated and takes regular injections of testosterone but kept her “reproductive rights” (read: vagina). So why is it news when a manly woman gets pregnant. Uh hello, Rosie O’Donnell already beat you to it dude!