You'd think a movie about a robotic hooker would have lots of sex & killing (not necessarily in that order) but you'd be wrong! After a full 7 minutes of opening credits (which is a lot considering the movie's only an hour long), a nameless hooker having sex on a stoop is interrupted by the grandson of a very cranky ... [Read More]

I don't usually talk about personal stuff, but today I feel compelled to. Last night at the gym while I was doing the machine preacher curls (110lbs. not to brag or anything) a guy came up to me and asked how many sets I had left. I told him "a lot." So he asked if he could work in with me. I told him "no, cause I don't feel ... [Read More]

This month's Booster Gold #7 revealed that the masterminds behind the recent time tampering are a group of super villains called the Time Stealers!? Seriously? You've got 3 of the smartest villains in the DC Universe (Ultra-Humanite, Per Degaton, and Despero) and the best name they can come up with is Time Stealers? And are ... [Read More]

If Geraldine Ferraro is racist for saying Barack Obama's race was advantageous, then surely Barack's pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright is racist for saying America is controlled by rich white people and that the government created AIDS to kill black people. But once again the media is pulling its punches when it comes to Barack ... [Read More]

Before Princess Punie can become Queen of Magical Land she'll have prove herself by surviving 1 year on Earth. But it won't be easy with even her own family trying to kill her! The funny thing is she's got it coming to her. Much like her mother, Punie's magical girl appearance belies her true nature. Punie believes might ... [Read More]

The creators of the Ask a Ninja web sensation are trying their hand at movies with a remake of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!, the cult classic about mutated tomatoes run amok. No other details yet, but considering the original budget was a whopping $90,000 it's safe to say the special effects will be noticeably improved. ... [Read More]

Seeing as how white men consistently top Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person in the World" segment on MSNBC's Countdown, it seems fitting that Keith should make his own list. On Wednesday Olbermann outdid himself. Olbermann not only called Geraldine Ferraro racist for saying little more than Obama's ethnicity was advantageous, ... [Read More]