Seeing as how white men consistently top Keith Olbermann’s “Worst Person in the World” segment on MSNBC’s Countdown, it seems fitting that Keith should make his own list. On Wednesday Olbermann outdid himself. Olbermann not only called Geraldine Ferraro racist for saying little more than Obama’s ethnicity was advantageous, he berated Hillary for ONLY rejecting Ferraro’s comments instead of throwing her to the wolves. He compared Hillary to the most

Deunan and her cyborg lover Briareos are part of an elite task force known as ES.W.A.T. (Especial Weapons And Tactics), together they police the streets of Olympus, humanity’s last refuge in a post-apocalyptic world. But when Briareos is gravely injured, Deunan is assigned a new partner: Tereus – a clone of Briareos! Unfortunately the movie doesn’t do this love triangle justice. Sure it goes through the motions. Briareos and Tereus

The diabolical folks at the Garage Door Saloon in Pittsburgh, PA are using alliteration for evil, promoting their special on Coronas & tacos as Wetback Wednesdays! University of Pittsburgh students are ironically combining their two favorite things: drinking & protesting. Despite the boycott, patronage has actually increased as a result of the controversy. Meanwhile, the bar is demonstrating their newfound cultural sensitivity by putting out a new sign that reads

March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears’ weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally). Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. Respecting the wishes of the of family (Care Bear Cousins) L7 World has decided not

In what may be the worst decision ever, Fox Network has decided to milk the Family Guy series for all it’s worth and give everyone’s least favorite character, Cleveland Brown his own show. Cause nothing says funny like lethargy. I could see Quagmire or Joe getting their own show, BUT CLEVELAND!? That’s just dumb. In related news, I’ll be making a Family Guy webcomic! But don’t plan on Cleveland being

Do you like your video games like you like your women – easy? Then boy do I gotta game for you: Chikan Densha Otoko Densetsu aka Legendary Molester Train Man! If you can click next, you can beat this game (among other things). There’s no real strategy. You just pick a girl and go to town. When you’ve seen enough you can view the action from different angles or just

And here I thought Justice League: The New Frontier was violent, what with its implied genocide and the subsequent sexual enslavement of female villagers. But that’s nothing compare to the blood fest (disembowelments, decapitations, cannibalism) that is Turok: Son of Stone. Then again what do you expect when Indians & Dinosaurs cross paths. Of course, it’s about more than just that. The crux of of the story is about how

The small Alaskan town of Kivalina (population: 390) is suing Exxon and several other oil companies, claiming they caused global warming, which has resulted in the melting of the sea ice that normally protects the the town from fierce winter storms. They’re seeking damages in excess of $400 million in order to relocate the town. Relocate to where – MANSIONS? If Eskimos think they scapegoat big oil just because of