Deunan and her cyborg lover Briareos are part of an elite task force known as ES.W.A.T. (Especial Weapons And Tactics), together they police the streets of Olympus, humanity's last refuge in a post-apocalyptic world. But when Briareos is gravely injured, Deunan is assigned a new partner: Tereus - a clone of ... [Read More]

The diabolical folks at the Garage Door Saloon in Pittsburgh, PA are using alliteration for evil, promoting their special on Coronas & tacos as Wetback Wednesdays! University of Pittsburgh students are ironically combining their two favorite things: drinking & protesting. Despite the boycott, patronage has actually ... [Read More]

March 6th 2008. A day that will live in infamy. During the Care Bears' weekly caring seminar, the aptly named Martyr Bear blew himself up killing all but Good Luck Bear (naturally). Police say Martyr Bear, born Muhammad Al Derka, swallowed a pawful of ball bearings, entered the seminar, and initiated a Care Bear stare. ... [Read More]

In what may be the worst decision ever, Fox Network has decided to milk the Family Guy series for all it's worth and give everyone's least favorite character, Cleveland Brown his own show. Cause nothing says funny like lethargy. I could see Quagmire or Joe getting their own show, BUT CLEVELAND!? That's just dumb. In ... [Read More]

And here I thought Justice League: The New Frontier was violent, what with its implied genocide and the subsequent sexual enslavement of female villagers. But that's nothing compare to the blood fest (disembowelments, decapitations, cannibalism) that is Turok: Son of Stone. Then again what do you expect when Indians & ... [Read More]

The small Alaskan town of Kivalina (population: 390) is suing Exxon and several other oil companies, claiming they caused global warming, which has resulted in the melting of the sea ice that normally protects the the town from fierce winter storms. They're seeking damages in excess of $400 million in order to relocate the ... [Read More]