BITTER HILLBILLIES GIVE OBAMA THE BOOT

Despite outspending Hillary Clinton 3 to 1, Barack Obama was decisively defeated in the Pennsylvania primary, Tuesday. No doubt a result of his portraying Pennsylvanians as bitter hillbillies who “cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them.” Ironically, when Barack offered his congratulations to Hillary not only did his supporters [...]

The Webcomics section grows ever larger with a brand spanking new Beetle Bailey comic! (it’s so funny you may forget to laugh)

SUPERGAY

Riddle me this: What’s shiny & just sorta lies there; if you wanna turn it on you’re gonna need money & lots of lube for a smooth ride. No not Paris Hilton. It’s the Superman Kiddie ride! You literally mount Superman from the rear, and ride him as he rocks his buns of steel back [...]