Riddle me this: What’s shiny & just sorta lies there; if you wanna turn it on you’re gonna need money & lots of lube for a smooth ride. No not Paris Hilton.
It’s the Superman Kiddie ride! You literally mount Superman from the rear, and ride him as he rocks his buns of steel back & forth. Only in its heyday (circa 1950) could this monstrosity not have been considered gay, cause as we all know, gay people didn’t exist before 1977 (Village People).
If you’re the kinky type or maybe you just wanna traumatize your kids, you’re S.O.L. BarsandBooths.com sold it to Tom Cuise (I’m guessing), but you can see more disturbing pictures here: i’m a link – click me.