Earlier this month the government of Estonia passed legislation that would have charged large farms, which house more than 300 cows or 2,000 pigs, around $5,000 each; claiming these gassy girls account for 18% of total greenhouse gas emissions. But much like the felonious farts, the bill had little substance and was repealed ... [Read More]

Japanese publisher Shueisha has halted shipment of all Jojo's Bizarre Adventure DVDs & manga after online protesters complained about a single scene in which the villain orders the death of the hero while reading the Koran (screen capture left). They issued a public apology to their "Muslim audience" (link), vowing to ... [Read More]

Just because the series is winding down is no reason to be lazy. Last week's season finale of Smallville was unbelievably unbelievable. Where to start... When confronting Brainiac, Clark says he has no problem killing him because 'he's not a man, he's a machine.' Rationalizing the murder of an obviously sentient being is not ... [Read More]

This Fall 90210 will return nearly a decade after it ended and according to Jennie Garth, who will reprise her role as Kelly Taylor, it's gonna push the envelope. Well clearly, what with Beverly Hills' first Negro - there goes the neighborhood! But seriously, who green-lighted this? It wasn't that good the first time around. ... [Read More]

Dawn's your typical teen... well except for the fact that she suffers from a very unique medical condition known as vagina dentata, aka toothed vagina (living next to a power plant will do that). Unfortunately as a firm believer in abstinence, Dawn is blissfully unaware that anything's wrong with her. It doesn't help that every ... [Read More]

Every year millions of people die, but what's the best way to dispose of all those the bothersome bodies? Graves take up a lot of space and cremation pollutes the air. According to Sen. Kemp Hannon the answer is simple: flush them down the toilet! Hannon sponsored legislation affectionately dubbed "Hannibal Lecter's bill" ... [Read More]

Three teens were arrested last week in Houston, Texas for digging up Willie Simms, an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, and using his skull as a bong. They freely admitted to the desecration while being questioned about an unrelated vehicle break-in. Apparently, these boneheads thought their story would distract the police ... [Read More]