Archive for May, 2008
SMALLVILLE SEASON FAIL
Just because the series is winding down is no reason to be lazy. Last week’s season finale of Smallville was unbelievably unbelievable. Where to start… When confronting Brainiac, Clark says he has no problem killing him because ‘he’s not a man, he’s a machine.’ Rationalizing the murder of an obviously sentient being is not something [...]
9021-OH NO!
This Fall 90210 will return nearly a decade after it ended and according to Jennie Garth, who will reprise her role as Kelly Taylor, it’s gonna push the envelope. Well clearly, what with Beverly Hills’ first Negro – there goes the neighborhood! But seriously, who green-lighted this? It wasn’t that good the first time around. [...]
TEETH – REVIEW
Dawn’s your typical teen… well except for the fact that she suffers from a very unique medical condition known as vagina dentata, aka toothed vagina (living next to a power plant will do that). Unfortunately as a firm believer in abstinence, Dawn is blissfully unaware that anything’s wrong with her. It doesn’t help that every [...]
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