Zombie Strippers is a movie so bad it’s good. It opens with a cheesy news report that declares George W. Bush has just won his 4th term as President and the military’s stretched a little thin - what with wars being waged in Afghanistan, Lebanon, Libya, Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Syria, Venezuela, France, Canada, and Alaska! So the Uncle Sam creates a virus to re-animate dead soldiers. And if there’s one thing soldiers love it’s strippers. For whatever reason the virus is more “pure” in women, and the zombie strippers not only retain the their intelligence - they become super strippers!
Rather than run and hide from them, their co-workers succumb to peer pressure and willingly become zombies. Of course despite their newfound dance skills, they’re still flesh-eaters and the body count isn’t the only thing rising when these girls give private dances.
Every scene is chock-full of campy goodness. Whether it’s strippers quoting Nietzsche, a zombie stripper dance off, or Jenna Jameson using her zombie vagina as a cannon and shooting ping pong/billiard balls out of it! But the true star of the movie is Joey Medina as Paco, who steals the show with his great one-liners and stereotypical dialogue (see unofficial trailer right). Long story short: DON’T MISS IT!
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