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NOOGIE RUBS TEACHER THE WRONG WAY

15-year-old Ethan Mirenberg is crying foul after being suspended for giving his Spanish teacher noogies, or “el noogies.” His lawyer Edward Paltzik claims the teacher was asking for it, alleging “This teacher has a history of encouraging noogie behavior.” (that’s an actual quote, no seriously )
It’s hard to believe she was looking for noogie but [...]

FUTURAMA: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS - REVIEW

You’d think the appearance of a huge dimensional rift in space would command your full attention, unfortunately the Planet Express crew’s a little preoccupied, what with Amy & Kiff getting married,  Bender joining the League of Robots, and Fry going where every man’s gone before (i.e. Colleen his new polygamist girlfriend).
But just like the previous [...]

INFANTILE POLITICAL ADS

Moveon.org’s latest political ad smacks of hypocrisy. The ad (video below) features what I can only assume is a gay unwed mother addressing John McCain, pleading with him not to take her baby to fight his 100-year war.
Forget the fact that this commercial distorts McCain’s words in which he said he’d be fine with staying [...]

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