I've never been a fan of Hack/Slash but I found myself drawn like a moth to a flame upon learning the the Hack/Slash Annual issue features Suicide Girls. For those who don't know, Suicide Girls is a website devoted to alternative models (i.e. lots of piercings/tats/dyed hair). Boy was I disappointed.  Reading this was ... [Read More]

Mars' ballsy new spokesman: Mr. T wants you to "Get Some Nuts!" A new Snickers commercial (video below) shows Mr. T using his big gun to pound an effeminate speedwalker from behind with snickers bars. But Mars pulled the ad after receiving complaints calling it gay bashing. And here I thought "the gays" enjoyed taking ... [Read More]

There's no doubt about it, Batmania has swept the world. I'll admit the new Batman movie is good, not 9.5 on imdb good, but good nonetheless. However, it doesn't take the world's greatest detective to realize The Dark Knight killed the Joker. Instead of the Joker we get John Wayne Gacy with henchmen. Where's the ... [Read More]

Alleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for "diluting the value of his good name" with their new Why Pay Mo' campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu. Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper's favorite charity as an ... [Read More]

Denver's homeless will need to find a new place to loiter when the Democratic National Convention comes to town next month. The city plans to bribe them to stay away, or at least out of sight, with movie tickets & zoo passes So much for the party of inclusion. But officials insist they're not "hiding the ... [Read More]

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi did her best impression of George Bush last week, telling CNN's Wolf Blitzer she would not even allow off-shore drilling to come up for a vote despite polls showing 73% of Americans are in favor of it. Instead, she revealed her own ingenious energy plan to take 10% of the Strategic ... [Read More]

Aussie's a new shampoo commercial (video below), in which the company's mascot gets a massage, will have you doing a double take. The merciless massager pulls back the animal's tail & violently stikes it on the back. The camera quickly cuts to an ambiguous looking hole and out flies a bottle of hair spray, which ... [Read More]