I’ve never been a fan of Hack/Slash, but I found myself drawn to the Annual issue featuring Suicide Girls (I think you can see why). For those who don’t know, Suicide Girls is a website devoted to… shall we say “unique” models (i.e. lots of piercings/tats/dyed hair). Boy was I disappointed.  Reading this was painful. It’s kinda like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but instead of vampires, goth girl Cassie Hack

Mars’ ballsy new spokesman: Mr. T wants you to “Get Some Nuts!” A new Snickers commercial (video below) shows Mr. T using his big gun to pound an effeminate speedwalker from behind with snickers bars. But Mars pulled the ad after receiving complaints calling it gay bashing. And here I thought “the gays” enjoyed taking nuts to the face. The truth is the commercial isn’t anti-gay, it’s pro-man. The campaign

Lesbians are foaming at the mouth after a Greek court rejected their request to ban the L word on the grounds that it defames the residents of Lebos, aka Lesbians. But is anyone really surprised that a case about Lesbians resulted in a hung jury

There’s no doubt about it, Batmania has swept the world. And while I’ll admit the new Batman movie is good, not 9.5 on imdb good, but good nonetheless. It doesn’t take the world’s greatest detective to realize The Dark Knight killed the Joker. Instead of the Joker we get John Wayne Gacy with henchmen. Where’s the acid-spewing flower, the electrocuting joy buzzer, the prank gun that shoots out a flag…

Alleged musician 50 Cent wants Taco Bell hanged, drawn, and quartered for “diluting the value of his good name” with their new Why Pay Mo’ campaign. The ads suggest that 50 Cent change his name to 79, 89, or 99 Cent to promote the value menu. Taco Bell even offered to donate 10Gs to the rapper’s favorite charity as an incentive. But instead 50 Cent is gonna nickel-and-dime them in

Denver’s homeless will need to find a new place to loiter when the Democratic National Convention comes to town next month. The city plans to bribe them to stay away, or at least out of sight, with movie tickets & zoo passes So much for the party of inclusion. But officials insist they’re not “hiding the homeless,” they’re “housing them.” Jamie Van Leeuwen, head of Denver’s Road Home, defended the

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi did her best impression of George Bush last week, telling CNN’s Wolf Blitzer she would not even allow off-shore drilling to come up for a vote despite polls showing 73% of Americans are in favor of it. Instead, she revealed her own ingenious energy plan to take 10% of the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) “and use that to put on the market so that

Aussie’s a new shampoo commercial (video below), in which the company’s mascot gets a massage, will have you doing a double take. The merciless massager pulls back the animal’s tail & violently stikes it on the back. The camera quickly cuts to an ambiguous looking hole and out flies a bottle of hair spray, which according to the announcer does double “duty.” Of course, it’s just a kangaroo’s pouch but

Godzilla movies are a lot like sex. Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good but sometimes you get crabs. When Ryota’s brother is lost at sea, he begs anyone who’ll listen to him for help but his pleas fall on deaf ears. It’s not long before Ryota realizes he’s own and he’ll have to take matters into his own hands. So Ryota nonchalantly hijacks a boat only to discover

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is asking, and by asking I mean harassing, bars around the country to remove what may be the coolest game ever – Lobster Zone! PETA agrues that the Lobster Zone machines, in which players maneuver a mechanical claw to grab a live lobster, turn “death and torture into a game.” But the truth is PETA’s simply using this game to promote

How you interpret this month’s New Yorker magazine, which satirically portrays Barack Obama as a Muslim terrorist, says more about you, then it does about Obama or even the artist that drew it. It’s the ultimate political Rorschach test. And what the paranoid leftists over at the Huffington Post see is a smoking gun: “Because it’s got all the scare tactics and misinformation that has so far been used to

Spain is going to the dogs… er, apes. Last month the parliament’s environmental committee approved resolutions to extend human rights to apes (chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orang-utans). The legislation was spearheaded by the Great Apes Project (GAP), which believes (among other things) apes aka “community of equals” should enjoy the right to due process including “the right to appeal, either directly or, if they lack the relevant capacity, through an

The goddamn Language Police are driving me nuts! When I first heard the phrase ‘GD America’ I thought it was some kinda Christian rap group or something. I mean why the hell would you (and by you, I mean the media) abbreviate the word goddamn, especially after you just played the freaking clip with Jeremiah Wright saying it. Now they’re at it again with perhaps the most innocuous word possible

All good things must come to end, sadly SG-1 is no exception. Stargate: Continuum looks to neatly wrap up the series with the demise of SG-1′s first and most deadly enemy, the Goa’uld. After capturing what they believe to be the last of the Ba’al clones, SG-1attends a Tok’ra extraction ceremony to ensure everything goes smoothly or as Major General Jack O’Neill so eloquently puts it, they “get rid of

L7 World News: Music has been removed since it seems box.net was blocking sharing. I may put it back if I find a new host or I may not. But I’ve added related posts to the site cause everyone knows leftovers are sweet