July 2008 - Page 2 of 3 - L7 World - Page 2

GODZILLA VS. THE SEA MONSTER review

Godzilla movies are a lot like sex. Even when they're bad, they're still pretty good but sometimes you get crabs. When Ryota's brother is lost at sea, he begs anyone who'll listen to him for help but his pleas fall on deaf ears. It's not long before Ryota realizes he's own and he'll have to take matters into his own ... [Read More]

PETA CRABBY OVER LOBSTER GAME

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is asking, and by asking I mean harassing, bars around the country to remove what may be the coolest game ever - Lobster Zone! PETA agrues that the Lobster Zone machines, in which players maneuver a mechanical claw to grab a live lobster, turn "death and torture into ... [Read More]

THE NEW YORKER DECLARES JIHAD ON YOUR FUNNY BONE

How you interpret this month's New Yorker magazine, which satirically portrays Barack Obama as a Muslim terrorist, says more about you, then it does about Obama or even the artist that drew it. It's the ultimate political Rorschach test. And what the paranoid leftists over at the Huffington Post see is a smoking gun: ... [Read More]

MONKEYS ARE PEOPLE TOO!?

Spain is going to the dogs... er, apes. Last month the parliament's environmental committee approved resolutions to extend human rights to apes (chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orang-utans). The legislation was spearheaded by the Great Apes Project (GAP), which believes (among other things) apes aka "community of equals" ... [Read More]

THE LANGUAGE POLICE

The goddamn Language Police are driving me nuts! When I first heard the phrase 'GD America' I thought it was some kinda Christian rap group or something. I mean why the hell would you (and by you, I mean the media) abbreviate the word goddamn, especially after you just played the freaking clip with Jeremiah Wright saying ... [Read More]

Stargate: Continuum review

All good things must come to end, sadly SG-1 is no exception. Stargate: Continuum looks to neatly wrap up the series with the demise of SG-1's first and most deadly enemy, the Goa'uld. After capturing what they believe to be the last of the Ba'al clones, SG-1attends a Tok'ra extraction ceremony to ensure everything goes ... [Read More]

KILL ALL PARENTS #1

Have you ever noticed how all the best superheroes are born from tragedy? Specifically the loss of a parent. Batman, Robin, Superman, Spider-Man the list is as long as Spawn's cape. But what if that these life altering moments had been orchestrated with just that in mind? That's the premise of Image Comics' newest ... [Read More]