Windows XP runs like a well-oiled machine, specifically a pinball machine. And just like pinball, it's a real ball buster! Despite having automatic updates on, I didn't receive the Service Pack 3 update until yesterday (nearly three months after it was first released). And even with all that time for Microsoft to fine-tune ... [Read More]

Poor Negishi Soichi just wants to spend his days singing sweet love ballads. Unfortunately sweet doesn't sell with Japan's jaded youth so Negishi adpots the persona of Krauser II, lead singer of Detroit Metal City (DMC) and all-round badass. Krauser formed DMC after escaping from prison for killing and then raping his ... [Read More]

Cyborgs, no longer are they the stuff of science fiction. Scientists at the University of Reading (England) have created the real thing. And not just some armless guy with prosthetic limbs, the medical equivalent of a kid with a plastic animal grabber toy  (no offense all you armless guys out there but a cyborg you're not). ... [Read More]

Is God a republican? The evangelical group Focus on the Family seems to think so. They've put out a video (below) that asks its members to pray for rain during Barack Obama's coronation... I mean, nomination at the Democratic Convention in Denver. And not just rain, but "umbrella ain't gonna help you rain, swamp the ... [Read More]

The internets are ablaze with accusations of photoshop shenanigans, and not the good kind like transforming Agelina Jolie into a Vulcan (pic). According to the celebrity website TMZ "L' Oreal has some serious splaining to do." They claim L'Oreal whitewashed Beyonce's face for its Feria hair coloring ad (picture ... [Read More]

When time tears itself apart and dinosaurs roam the streets of London, who you gonna call? Why the motley crew of civilians who discover the anomalies (time portals) of course. Not very likely you say? Get use to it. Not only does the British Military often defer to Professor Nick Cutter, whose judgment is anything ... [Read More]

If the title hasn't already scared you away, then you're probably a perv. For the rest of you, Donkey Punch is a sexual urban legend. Basically you punch your partner in the back of the head during anal sex (knocking them unconscious) and their sphincter locks up tighter than Fort Knox, which feels great for puncher (not so ... [Read More]