URINE FOR SOME FUN

Women have long suffered from penis envy, and who can blame them? From biological necessities like reproduction & evacuation to more recreational activities like playing fireman & writing your name in the snow, the penis truly is a wonder appendage.

But now with the invention of urinal video games, women are sure to be down in the dumps. First there was the Piss-Screen, a pressure-sensitive urinal driving game designed to demostrate when one was too drunk to drive (as opposed to just the right amount). Fortunately the Belgians have 1UP’ed with these buzzkills with their Place to Pee, which is purely for entertainment purposes. These mobile bathrooms (available for rent) have adjacent urinals that allow users to go head-to-head in arcade classics like space invaders & slalom skiing.

To avoid any accusations of sexism Place to Pee does offer women cardboard cones so the can play along, but I say if god wanted women to have cones he would’ve give them to ‘em. Instead ladies, I suggest you borrow one of the guy’s joysticks cause that a game everyone wins.