They say sex sells. Apparently so does fugly. Durex saw a 28% rise in condom sales during their stamina pillow promotion. The pillowcases feature “models” guaranteed to make you last longer – by killing your erection forever! And on the off-chance you can overcome this, it won’t be long until you’re cruising the old folks’ home. Fortunately, those GILFs don’t have much stamina either (wink wink). – Women should just

When Michael Rosenbaum (AKA Lex Luthor) left Smallville last year it was supposedly to go on to bigger and better things. Instead, we find him playing an extremely disturbed Charlie Brown in “A Very Peanus Christmas,”  the latest (and not the best) episode of PG Porn. While it does follow the established formula of boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy kills girl; it plays less like a porn

America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people — whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said a CIA operative. The warlords (many of whom had never heard of the drug) are now free to have as much

Two Doctors meeting? No it’s not the set up for a Chevy Chase & Dan Akroyd movie. It’s the Doctor Who Christmas special “The Next Doctor” but is he? The tenth Doctor meeting his replacement may not seem so strange in universe where time travel is only a phone call away, but what is strange is this latest incarnation doesn’t seem to recognize his former self. And even if you

Discrimination may not have existed in Gene Roddenberry’s idyllic vision of the 23rd century, but it did in the 80s. A controversial episode deemed “too gay” to air is finally coming out. “Blood and Fire”, which was originally written for  Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been adapted for the web series Star Trek: New Voyages. In it Kirk’s gay nephew asks the captain to marry him but the honeymoon

Meet “Snarley Monster” – the world’s first Goth kitten (picture left). You won’t find him on one of those inspirational “hang in there” posters, cause it’s not the two 14-gauge ear piercings or the Captive Bead Ring (CBR) through the back of the neck that are weighing him down. It’s society man… it’s society. But apparently expressing yourself is illegal. The conformers at the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty

The Conchords are back and their manager has great news for the band, too bad it’s the wrong band. It’s the kind of awkwardness that not even an impromptu song can undo. Tired of playing second fiddle to “The Crazy Dogs,” Jemaine and Bret decided to manage themselves. Hilarity ensues? While the duo are as funny as ever, their signature songs fall flat. Admittedly season 2 was a bit rushed

Let’s face it, nobody wraps gifts anymore. They all come neatly pre-wrapped from the store. But now you can show that special someone that you cared enough to wrap it yourself (or at least look that way). The screwballs over at  Firebox.com are offering crapwrap, a “uniquely shoddy gift wrapping option.” Each gift is wrapped by highly unskilled workers to ensure authenticity. But you gotta order by December 19th to

New York Governor David Paterson doesn’t see the humor in last week’s  Saturday Night Live, calling it “third-grade humor.” SNL cast member Fred Armisen portrayed the governer as a bumbling blind man, which is to say accurately. Paterson, who often pokes fun his blindness, says “I don’t mind that they make fun of me, but I thought it was important to speak up for those who don’t have a voice

It seems like the closer this movie gets, the worse it sounds. As though it wasn’t bad enough that Krillin is MIA, the new trailer (video below) “reveals” (read: retcons) that the dragonballs were created by 7 mystics and NOT by Kami. Kami’s not the only one to be “sent to the next dimension.” Apparently all the anthropomorphic characters have been nixed too. I guess FOX thought they were too

Meet Aiko she’s the world’s first woman with BRAINS, that’s Biometric Robot Artificial Intelligence Neural System. “Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman,” brags creator Le Trung. But despite having touch sensors everywhere on her body (and I do mean everywhere), Trung insists “Aiko is still a virgin, AND NO I do not sleep with her.” In

“Join the gaylactic community or we’ll destroy Uranus!” Happy “Day Without a Gay” everyone! What’s “Day Without a Gay” you ask? Why it’s only the best Christian holiday ever! It’s magical time when all the gays are whisked away in a sort of gay rapture. Self-confessed sodomite Sean Hetherington came up with idea and the color-coordinated website (daywithoutagay.org) in response to Proposition 8, which came just sort of banning gays

For just $4.99 you can spend Christmas with Weezer. The band’s recorded 6 classic Christmas songs exclusively for Tapulous, a music beat game for the iphone & ipod touch. I hate to be a Grinch… actually no I don’t, these renditions are sorely lacking in personality and are a far cry from their cover of “The Christmas Song.” And while I’m sure my Aunt Sally would absolutely adore it, I

Funny or Die’s “Prop 8 – The Musical” is my favorite kind of musical – short. In it the scheming Christians led by John C. Reilly hatch a plan to ban gay marriage, arguing that the Bible says homosexuality is a sin. When without warning, Jesus (Jack Black) descends from the heavens with the revelation that “the Bible says a lot of things.” After the Bible has been thoroughly discredited,

Ho, Ho, Ho! It’s that special time of the year when women get their “chimneys” cleaned after drinking a little too much at the company Christmas party. Unfortunately too many OB/GYNs aren’t able practice their love with women in these tough economic times. That’s why Planned Parenthood of Indiana is “offering gift certificates for services or the recipient’s choice of birth control method” (including abortion). The certificates come in $25