December 2008 - L7 World

Stamina pillow

Stamina pillow

They say sex sells. Apparently so does fugly. Durex saw a 28% rise in condom sales during their stamina pillow promotion. The pillowcases feature "models" guaranteed to make you last longer - by killing your erection forever! And on the off-chance you can overcome this, it won't be long until you're cruising the old ... [Read More]
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Good Grief Michael Rosenbaum

When Michael Rosenbaum (AKA Lex Luthor) left Smallville last year it was supposedly to go on to bigger and better things. Instead, we find him playing an extremely disturbed Charlie Brown in "A Very Peanus Christmas,"  the latest (and not the best) episode of PG Porn. While it does follow the established formula of ... [Read More]
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America gets “Hard on” Taliban

America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. "Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people -- whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra," said a CIA operative. The warlords (many of whom had ... [Read More]

The Next Doctor

Two Doctors meeting? No it's not the set up for a Chevy Chase & Dan Akroyd movie. It's the Doctor Who Christmas special "The Next Doctor" but is he? The tenth Doctor meeting his replacement may not seem so strange in universe where time travel is only a phone call away, but what is strange is this latest ... [Read More]
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Star Trek Boldly Goes Where No Man has Gone Before

Discrimination may not have existed in Gene Roddenberry's idyllic vision of the 23rd century, but it did in the 80s. A controversial episode deemed "too gay" to air is finally coming out. "Blood and Fire", which was originally written for  Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been adapted for the web series Star Trek: ... [Read More]

Sourpuss

Meet "Snarley Monster" - the world's first Goth kitten (picture left). You won't find him on one of those inspirational "hang in there" posters, cause it's not the two 14-gauge ear piercings or the Captive Bead Ring (CBR) through the back of the neck that are weighing him down. It's society man... it's society. But ... [Read More]

Flight of the Conchords – Season 2

The Conchords are back and their manager has great news for the band, too bad it's the wrong band. It's the kind of awkwardness that not even an impromptu song can undo. Tired of playing second fiddle to "The Crazy Dogs," Jemaine and Bret decided to manage themselves. Hilarity ensues? While the duo are as funny as ... [Read More]