Archive for December, 2008
Stamina Pillow
They say sex sells. Apparently so does fugly. Durex saw a 28% rise in condom sales during their stamina pillow promotion. The pillowcases feature “models” guaranteed to make you last longer – by killing your erection forever! And on the off-chance you can overcome this, it won’t be long until you’re cruising the old folks’ [...]
Good Grief Michael Rosenbaum
When Michael Rosenbaum (AKA Lex Luthor) left Smallville last year it was supposedly to go on to bigger and better things. Instead, we find him playing an extremely disturbed Charlie Brown in “A Very Peanus Christmas,” the latest (and not the best) episode of PG Porn. While it does follow the established formula of boy [...]
America gets “Hard on” Taliban
America is winning over more than just hearts and minds in the War on Terror. The CIA is offering Viagra to Afghan warlords who stand up to the Taliban. “Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people — whether it’s building a school or handing out Viagra,” said a CIA operative. The warlords (many [...]
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