peanusWhen Michael Rosenbaum (AKA Lex Luthor) left Smallville last year it was supposedly to go on to bigger and better things.

Instead, we find him playing an extremely disturbed Charlie Brown in “A Very Peanus Christmas,”  the latest (and not the best) episode of PG Porn.

While it does follow the established formula of boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy kills girl; it plays less like a porn parody and more like a Jackass skit, complete with feces. A few more stinkers like this and Rosenbaum will be begging to put on the classic battlesuit and wrasle with Supes.