“It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” says Hustler’s Larry Flynt. He and “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis are asking for a $5 billion bailout to help stimulate the porn industry, which is down 22%.
But Congress isn’t about to get screwed (again).
Any bailout will be conditional on cutting the fluff. Fortunately, Congressman Barney Frank has graciously offered to “lend a hand” (zing).