Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout – Review

Let’s face it, nobody likes working out. But unlike other exercise videos, Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout won’t bore you to death (well the bore part at least).

Scream Queen Linnea Quigley is perhaps most famous for her strip dance in Return of the Living Dead. But don’t worry if you’re not familiar with her work, you will be after after watching this. Linnea finds a way to work-in clips from just about every movie she’s ever done.

It opens with an obligatory, but much appreciated, shower scene that shows off Linnea’s “credentials” which are impressive considering she was 32-years-old at the time. As for the “exercising” it’s mostly for the benefit of the guys (a lot of gyrating and thrusting).

But everyone will get a kick outta all the campy parodies of classic horror cliches. Even zombies can’t help but join in the fun when Linnea points out that they’ve really let themselves go and they’re “falling apart.” There’s even some Thilleresque zombie breakdancing during the credits.

Unfortunately this rare VHS tape will run you $60 on Amazon, but who still has a VCR? Worse yet, the only public torrent of this has gone dead (and not the good dead where you come back). Well rejoice horror fans. After scouring the internets I found a copy on Megaupload. Get it before it too meets its demise.

Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout – Part 1 (352.86 MB)

Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout – Part 2 (337.74 MB)