Are you ready for “the next step in the future of masturbation.” Tenga (tengaus.com) promises its new artificial vagina will “supercharge your masturbation experience!” And judging by these schematics – they’re not screwing around. The Tenga Flip Hole is the Death Star of artificial vaginas. The commercial (video below) is shot from the perspective of your XXX-wing, which must fly over the Click Orb, navigate through the Side Rib, then

Moms have long sought to curtail masturbation by creating myths like “you’ll go blind” & the dreaded hairy palms threat. Now scientists are taking a whack at it. According to a study in the January issue of BJU International, frequent masturbators have a 79% higher risk of prostate cancer. But don’t throw away that box of tissues just yet. The statistics were only true for men in their 20s &

Two Colorado 7-Elevens were robbed this week by a man wielding a bat’leth (the preferred weapon of a Klingon warrior). It’s unknown just how much latinum was stolen, but whatever the amount it won’t be enough to undo the dishonor this patQ has brought to his house. Although the suspect cloaked his appearance with a mask and hoodie, logic dictates that he is an uber nerd and looked something like

Don’t get “hustled” into buying Larry Flynt’s latest monstrosity This Ain’t The Munsters XXX, a porno parody of the classic 60s TV show The Munsters. And if you do, be warned: there’s gender-bending. It begins with a masturbation scene by porn star Sammie Rhodes (the only worthwhile girl in this besides Whitney Stevens – neither of which are main characters). Just as Sammie “finishes” a puff of smoke reveals it

Let’s face it, nobody likes working out. But unlike other exercise videos, Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout won’t bore you to death (well the bore part at least). Scream Queen Linnea Quigley is perhaps most famous for her strip dance in Return of the Living Dead. But don’t worry if you’re not familiar with her work, you will be after after watching this. Linnea finds a way to work-in clips from

What’s black, 12 inches long, and fits in the palm of your hand? That’s right, the new 1/6 scale Barack Obama Action Figure from DiD corp. This isn’t some cheesy bobblehead knockoff. It’s a fully posable work of art. There are 3 sets of hands (grasping, finger pointing, and posable), 2 heads (mouth open/closed), and accessories like a stool for sitting down & talking to terrorists (zing). And while there

Cooties have been around ever since Eve touched God’s stuff and got us kicked outta Eden. And until now our only defense against this contagious disease was a combination of circles & dots (see Cooties PSA below). But neuroscientist Larry Young has discovered a vaccine. Dr. Young explains, “If we give an oxytocin blocker to female voles (a type of rodent), they become like 95 percent of other mammal species.

“I’ve always believed society is defined by how we deal with our weakest links,” explains Peter Samuelson creator of the EDAR (Everyone Deserves A Roof), a portable shelter for the homeless. Samuelson says he came up with idea after he realized “The cost of building or refurbishing a traditional shelter is approximately $100,000 per bed created.” In contrast, the EDAR costs only $500 per unit. Critics argue these tent homes