The Gift that Keeps on Giving

Valentine’s Day is almost here and if you’re like most guys, you still  have no idea what to get that special someone. Well why not give the gift that keeps on giving.

Give an STD.

GIANTmicrobes (giantmicrobes.com) is teeming with them. Luckily, the only thing infectious about these little guys is their cheerful disposition.

These cute plush toys sell for just $7.95 a piece, except for H.I.V. which is more expensive (just like the real thing). At first I wasn’t sure if I should get an STD myself, but now I’m H.I.V. positive.