Vagina 2.0

Are you ready for “the next step in the future of masturbation.” Tenga (tengaus.com) promises its new artificial vagina will “supercharge your masturbation experience!” And judging by these schematics – they’re not screwing around.

The Tenga Flip Hole is the Death Star of artificial vaginas.

The commercial (video below) is shot from the perspective of your XXX-wing, which must fly over the Click Orb, navigate through the Side Rib, then punch past the Wing Gate and hold it together as you’re bombarded with Quattro Waves, before finally reaching the End Orb and its “360 degrees of stimulation!”

You’ll need to be long with the force to complete this trench run (about 6.5 inches long). But unlike the Death Star, the Tenga Flip Hole can take up to 50 “torpedoings” thanks to its flip open feature, which makes for easy cleaning.

Now I know some of you hotdogs out there like to push it to the limit, but at just $85 “a pop” you can afford to buy yourself another.