Hako – Review (ages 18+)

Illusion takes mail order brides to a new level with Hako, a hentai game where palm-sized girls are literally shipped to you in boxes.

It’s like a pornographic version of Pokemon: “gotta snatch ‘em all!”

But unlike Pokemon the girls don’t come out of their boxes, you go in. Once you gain a girl’s affection by interacting with her (i.e., poking & prodding) you shrink down and consummate the relationship.

Unfortunately, Illusion missed the mark on this game. The best parts are when you’re big (pun intended). It needs less shrinking and more scenes like “Dick-in-the-Box” where the girls climb you like Mt. Everest (picture above/video below). Honestly what guy wants to get smaller?

The game comes off too much like an adult version of Barbie’s Playhouse. And most of the customization is purely aesthetic. Even the girls’ hobbies, which range from bouncing on trampoline to working a stripper pole, seem more cutesy than sexy.

But if you like taking care of girls more than taking care business, this might be just the right size for you!

Download it (here) and get English translations & uncensor patches (here). To help you get rare girls (dog-girl, glasses girl, eye patch girl, blonde girl) go to http://www.illusion.jp/preview/hako/download.html and get the top download (74 KB). Finally make sure to check out the guide (here) to get your dick-in-the-box.