Fresh from turning Halloween‘s Michael Myers into a hallucinating momma’s boy that loves ponies and tickles, “director” Rob Zombie is set to butcher yet another classic movie monster, The Blob. Ironically Zombie’s Blob will also like ponies and tickles, but alas sometimes you can love something too much. “I’d been looking to break out of the horror genre, and this really is a science fiction movie about a thing from

Never go thirsty in the shower again with a Phyto-Purification Bathroom. This eco-friendly shower uses various aquatic plants and the bacteria, which grow on them, to naturally filter wastewater. The recycled water can then be safely re-used and even consumed. Gives new meaning to the saying: don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining. It’s only a concept for now but designer Jun Yasumoto has posted the blueprints

The Red Cross wants you to “Starve a Vampire. Donate Blood.” The 5 week campaign, which began Aug. 25, targets more than 230 high schools & colleges across the country as part of a promotion for Vampire Diaries, a new series from the CW about two creepy old men vampires who hang out at high schools and try to pick up girls seek eternal love (preview below). Getting people light-headed

The Joker has cooked up his craziest scheme yet: let Batman catch him! Once inside Arkham Asylum, it’s only a matter of time until the inmates are running the show. However as Batman tries to restore order, he learns there may be method to the Joker’s madness. This is no movie adaptation. Leave the subtitles off, you won’t need ‘em. Batman’s sore throat is all healed up thanks to Kevin

You’d think more seating would be a welcomed improvement in a crowded subway but riders in Brazil prefer to stand. That’s because these new LARGER seats are reserved for the obese. “It may be that they don’t want to think of themselves as fat or that they resent being put in with pensioners and the disabled, ” said a subway manager. It probably doesn’t help that they’re bright blue with

Call him conceited, but whenever William Jones saw a woman walk by in some tight jeans he could swear those butt cheeks were winking at him. That gave him a very creepy idea: paint eyes on them! These pants will go great with your jean jacket and “I’m with stupid” t-shirt. It’s too bad really, if Winkners were around in the 80s they would’ve been as huge as the canvas

Despite the objections of her husband, Madeline wants to have a natural childbirth but after a horrible car accident kills both her husband & the baby, it’s anything but natural. Madeline decides to carry the baby to term, and miraculously the stillborn baby starts breastfeeding… blood! It’s (not) Alive! Unlike the infamous killer baby from the It’s Alive movies, baby Grace is completely dependent on Madeline. While that may make

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or a tombstone) you know the dead have invaded the DC Universe, but exactly what kind of zombies these Black Lanterns are remains to be seen. We’re not completely in the dark (read: spoilers). We know the Black Lanterns feed on emotions, which explains why save for Scar the Guardians were not recruited. Blackest Night #2 seems to take this even further with

Vera Lengsfeld and fellow Christian Democrat (CDU) member Chancellor Angela Merkel are baring more than just their hearts to German voters. Lengsfeld’s latest campaign poster prominently displays the pair’s cleavage with the text “We have more to offer.” The posters have attracted more than 31,000 hits on Lengsfeld’s blog, proving that old adage: there’s no such thing as bad coverage. Asked if she thought the posters were sexist, Lengsfeld told

More of a wetsuit than a bikini, the “burqini” is designed for Muslim women who want to go swimming without getting stoned for being whores. But these burqini girls won’t be getting (moderately) wet & wild in France where public pools have banned the bathing suit because of “hygiene rules.” President Nicolas Sarkozy says he supports the ban, “I think they’re dirty, and I’m not too fond of the swimsuit

In what can only be described as the ultimate irony of ironies, G4 Media Inc. sent Youtube a DMCA notice claiming copyright infringement for my “CLIP” from  Attack of the Show‘s Around the Net segment, in which they talk about & show other people’s “CLIPS” from around the net! I feel like Bruce Lee in that mirror scene from Enter the Dragon except instead of fighting a badass villain with

The USS Enterprise was the Love Boat of the 23rd century. Unfortunately, the crew always set their “phasers” to stun. Hustler however takes no prisoners with This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, a parody of the classic episode Space Seed in which we first heard the name Khannnnnnnnnn!!! When the Enterprise comes across a ship adrift in space they find 3 very horny survivors: Khan (Nick Manning), Ruth (Jenna Haze), &

Interorbital Systems (IOS) is now selling personal satellites called TubeSats, and at just $8,000 they flying off shelves. The TubeSat is a bare bones satellite that you assemble yourself, but don’t worry they launch it into outer space for you. Unfortunately, they’re put into a self-decaying orbit so you’re literally burning through your money. On the upside, you can do whatever you want with 0.2 kg (0.4 lbs.) of free

It can be difficult knowing you’ll never see your dearly departed again, but Cremation Solutions (cremationsolutions.com) promises you’ll “Never forget a face” with a Personal Urn (not even when you close eyes). All they need is a high quality photo to bring the deceased back to life or at least their head. The photorealistic color bust doubles as a urn, just tastefully crack their skull open and dump those ashes

The Miss Landmine isn’t your typical beauty pageant. The goal is to spread awareness about the dangers of landmines & other unexploded explosive ordnance, while empowering their ‘survivors’ (as opposed to victims). This year’s pageant was supposed to held in Cambodia, where there have been 40,000 amputations since 1979. But after years of negotiation the Cambodian government has suddenly changed its mind. “The landmine beauty contest would make a mockery