winkers pants
Winkers also double as a pest deterrent.

Call him conceited, but whenever William Jones saw a woman walk by in some tight jeans he could swear those butt cheeks were winking at him. That gave him a very creepy idea: paint eyes on them!

These pants will go great with your jean jacket and “I’m with stupid” t-shirt. It’s too bad really, if Winkners were around in the 80s they would’ve been as huge as the canvas they’re painted on.

You could always buy them as a joke, but at $149 – $569 it’s a very expensive joke. And those prices don’t even include the pants, you have to provide those yourself. Get ’em @