United Nations Blames AIDS on the Sun

According to a new report by the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA) flooding caused by global warming is putting farmers out of business. On the other hand, jobs are being stimulated in the sex industry as unskilled women are forced to supplement their husbands’ income.

Suneeta Mukherjee, a representative of the UNFPA, warns “Climate change could reduce income from farming and fishing, possibly driving some women into sex work and thereby increase HIV infection.” So by the transitive property the Sun gives you AIDS.