Kush SupportLike a lot of women, Cathinka Chandler likes to sleep on her side but this caused her unabridged books to keep falling off the shelf so to speak. So she created the Kush, the world’s first bookend for your boobs!

The Kush keeps your “books” stacked and helps prevent page creases. And according to kushsupport.com “The slip-resistant surface and contoured shape help keep Kush in place as a woman rolls from one side to the other during sleep.”

That’s a little¬†hard to swallow. If it really does stay in place during roll overs, why don’t they demonstrate this in their commercials? (videos bottom)

I contacted the company to see if they would be interested in sponsoring a contest in which users of the product would submit videos that demonstrate this claim. Unfortunately they declined citing fears about “misrepresentation and also making sure it is a tactful presentation.”

Misrepresentation!? Tactful!?

Their promotional website thekushreport.com features an MTV spoof  in which cartoon character masturbate to the Kush commercial (video right).

Contest not BUST yet!

Although Kush won’t Support this contest, I will personally pay $7 (via paypal) to whomever can make the most entertaining video (tactful or not/female or not) demonstrating rolling with the Kush. Now I realize many of you probably don’t own a Kush, and don’t wanna spend $25 on something (that probably doesn’t work) just to win $7, so use any Kush shaped object (use your imagination). Upload your video to youtube with the title “Kush Support Testimonial – L7world.com Contest” and leave a comment to pointing to it. Contest ends Jan 1st 2010.