People have long suspected the “Boy Wonder” of playing for the other team (and I’m not talking the Injustice League) – well wonder no longer! Robin finally came out of the cave in Detective Comics Annual #11. A disguised Robin is being held captive by some demons in the sewer. After he reveals himself, he escapes through a MANHOLE! But upon coming out he is assaulted by a succubus. He

Haunt is the latest comic from fan-favorites Robert Kirkman (creator of The Walking Dead) and Todd McFarlane (creator of Spawn). It’s about a priest who’s possessed by his brother’s ghost. What’s really scary though is his costume, which looks like it’s made out of splooge! In order to transform he pukes up goo that envelopes him. I know it’s supposed to be ectoplasm but onomatopoeia like “SPAK” “SPAK” “SPAK” doesn’t

Marge Simpson is celebrating 20 years on TV (not including The Tracey Ullman Show) by letting her hair down in the November issue of Playboy (on sale Oct 16). But don’t plan on getting an answer to that age old question ‘does the carpet match the drapes?’ There will only be “implied nudity.” Not surprising considering “The Marge Simpson pics were shot by Homer,” according to Hugh Hefner. However magazine

As if beauty pageants didn’t look enough like a collection of Barbie dolls, now there’s one that requires contestants to have had plastic surgery. The winner even gets their very own dream house – an apartment in Budapest! Miss Plastic Hungary was designed to bust misconceptions that cosmetic corrections are all about oversized breasts, bulbous lips and skin stretched to near tearing point. The participants were judged on the naturalness

Can you believe it, the granddaddy of energy drinks that kept us awake through some of the most tedious tasks (school, work, blogging) is heading for a major crash! Jolt Cola’s parent company Wet Planet has filed for bankruptcy. They blame the recession and say their new (at least it’s new to me) resealable cans cost them nearly 3x as much as the old kind. Well Duh! Who drinks half

The Grudge continues with two Direct-to-DVD releases: Ju-on: Shiroi Roujo (Grudge: Old Lady in White) & Ju-on Kuroi Shoujo (Grudge: Girl in Black). The movies are short (1 hr ea.) and like the previous (Japanese) movies are told through a series of even shorter interconnecting stories. The actual movies though are only vaguely connected in that the Girl in Black ends in the house that spawned the original grudge while

We may never see a full moon again. NASA plans to crash a rocket into the Moon’s south pole. The rocket will hit the force of 2 metric tons of TNT and launch an estimated 350 tons of debris into space, some of which NASA hopes is water. At a transportation cost of $10,000 per pound, water is a precious commodity in space. Dr. Anthony Colaprete, the mission’s lead scientist,

It’s not another Ebonics faux pas courtesy of Fox News. Barack Obama really does have a baby mama – Bomb Queen! In a new 4-part  miniseries titled Oh-Bomb-Ah!, President Obama vows to close the supervillain-run New Port City. Unlike the previous president, the saintly Obama can’t be blackmailed into looking the other way or as the Bomb Queen so eloquently puts it, he’s “cleaner than jerking off with a vacuum

After abruptly ending 5 years ago, Inuyasha picks up right where it left off with one major difference it’s being simulcast on Hulu! If you’ve never seen it or just need a little refresher, Inuyasha is a half human, half demon from Feudal Japan that teams up with a time traveling high school student named Kagome to retrieve magical jewel shards capable of increasing a demon’s powers. Standing in their

It seems even dream houses get foreclosed on. Mattel’s newest doll lives in her car. Gwen Thompson is a limited edition doll from the popular American Girl collection, which come with in-depth biographical storybooks. Gwen’s book explains how she and her mom were evicted after her dad walked out on them. Not surprisingly the homeless doll doesn’t come with a lot of accessories but she does have panhandling grip! If

If you’re not a teenager or a Megan Fox fanatic then this might not be the movie for you. It begins with the overused convention of starting at the end of the story. Jennifer’s BFF Needy is locked up in a psychiatric hospital narrating how she got there and how her friend is not like other girls. You see, Jennifer has a body to die for, literally. After she goes

On Monday Facebook banned all polls by developer Jesse Farmer, after an anonymous user created a controversial and some say illegal poll asking “should obama be killed?” Unfortunately the only thing getting killed here is freedom of speech, which as I always like to point out: doesn’t only cover popular speech. Of course any threats against the President should be looked into (and they are courtesy of the Secret Service)

“Can you hear me now?” There have been no updates for a while on account of the internets being officially down! (yay verizon) Fortunately I used the time wisely and completed the next chapter in my Watchmen parody, Smurfmen. Despite what I said previously, this won’t be the last chapter, the next one will be the last one (unless I changed my mind again). Don’t know where the webcomics are?

Now that Miracle Laurie has left the show there’s only one doll left as far as I’m concerned and that’s Amy Acker. Acker stole the show last night, showing us that mental breakdowns can be very stimulating as opposed to the zombiness that is Eliza Dushk. After realizing that she too is a programmable person, Dr. Saunders confronted her creator Topher with a little TLC (who says doctor don’t make

Chris Packham, host of BBC’s Springwatch, has caused pandemonium among conservationists with his suggestion that we “pull the plug” on the panda. He calls it a “T-shirt animal” that consumes more than just bamboo. “Unfortunately, it’s big and cute and a symbol of the World Wide Fund for Nature (WWF) and we pour millions of pounds into panda conservation,” said Packham in an interview with the Radio Times. Money that