Carpet Skates

Let’s face it, the only sports your pale, fat kids are likely to play is Wii Sports. But now you can take being a shut-in to the EXTREME!

From the same people who brought you Furniture Slides comes Fun Slides, static resistant carpet skates that much like Guitar Hero give children the sensation of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

Fun Slides have received the National Parenting Center’s Seal of Approval and since the floor has its own padding your kids should be alright, just make sure they don’t try to ollie the family pet.