Conan O’Brien does Porno

In response to Conan’s suggestion that he might “leave television altogether, and work in a classier business with better people, like hard core porn,” Pink Visual has offered him a starring role in “Conan – The Bangbarian.”

Stiff competition.

The sex industry isn’t the only one that wants to get into bed with Conando. He’s also received enticing offers from Jewish Life TV, Pasadena Community Network cable access, and even an opportunity to be a morning show sidekick on Y-94 in Fargo, North Dakota!

On Monday night’s show Conan announced that he’ll let fans vote on which job he takes causing tonightshowwithconanobrien.com to momentarily crash. Currently, making a porno is on top with 35% of the votes but an appearance on Dancing with the Stars is a close 2nd with 29%.

UPDATE:

Fargo residents apparently really like there Coco because they’ve taken the lead. But seeing Conan play sidekick on some morning show wouldn’t be nearly as funny as having him go into porn! There’s still time to vote, go to http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.com/insider/2010/01/18/whats-next-for-coco/