Archive for February, 2010
Shoehorn on a Stick
“It’s not just a shoehorn. It’s a shoehorn on a stick,” yells pitchman Gilbert Gottfried in the infomercial to end all infomercials. Although if you can’t bend over to use a shoehorn, which is superfluous enough by itself, how’d you put on your socks? The SockDini? But never mind the impracticality of it. Call right [...]
Isshoni Sleeping: Sleeping with Hinako
Want to sleep with an anime character? Isshoni Sleeping: Sleeping with Hinako is the latest in a self-help series that features ample fan service to entice you to do what should come natural. It’s like Ambien for otaku. It starts off with Hinako acting like a little kid. She bashfully pulls her blanket over her [...]
Olympic Pole Dancing
The Horizontal Bar has been a part of the Olympics for over 100 years so why not the Vertical Bar? KT Coates, Director of Vertical Dance, is petitioning the International Olympic Committee to add pole dancing to the 2012 Olympics. “Here at Vertical Dance we have been pole dancing for a very long time, we [...]
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