"It's not just a shoehorn. It's a shoehorn on a stick," yells pitchman Gilbert Gottfried in the infomercial to end all infomercials.
Although if you can't bend over to use a shoehorn, which is superfluous enough by itself, how'd you put on your socks? The SockDini?
But never mind the impracticality of it. Call right now ... [Read More]
Want to sleep with an anime character? Isshoni Sleeping: Sleeping with Hinako is the latest in a self-help series that features ample fan service to entice you to do what should come natural.
It's like Ambien for otaku.
It starts off with Hinako acting like a little kid. She bashfully pulls her blanket over her head ... [Read More]
The Horizontal Bar has been a part of the Olympics for over 100 years so why not the Vertical Bar?
KT Coates, Director of Vertical Dance, is petitioning the International Olympic Committee to add pole dancing to the 2012 Olympics. "Here at Vertical Dance we have been pole dancing for a very long time, we feel that its ... [Read More]
The future of $400 billion in federal funding could be determined by fortune cookies. Tsue Chong Co. is inserting messages like "Put down your chopsticks and get involved in Census 2010" & "Real Fortune is being heard" into 2 million cookies shipping to Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Montana. The census cookies are part of ... [Read More]
Instead of worrying about whether Barack "Hussein" Obama was a secret Muslim, maybe we should have been worrying whether he was a secret blasian (black Asian).
President Obama's kowtowing goes way beyond blatantly bowing down to the Prime Minister of Japan. Japan & China are already the two largest creditors of U.S. debt ... [Read More]
Plenty of products say they're spill-resistant but the Underfull tablecloth actually encourages spills.
When wet the tablecloth reveals a hidden pattern, turning an embarrassing situation into conversation starter. "This creates stories and can contribute in giving the tablecloth sentimental value – important in a society ... [Read More]
We already knew Seth Macfarlane didn't vote for Sarah Palin. What with his suggestion that only Nazis would vote for the McCain/Palin ticket. But last night's Family Guy got personal. In the episode titled "Extra Large Medium" Chris Griffin asks out a special girl named Ellen, the Down Syndrome daughter of the former Governor ... [Read More]
