If you live in Australia, prepare to be suffocated by big fake boobs. The Australian Classification Board is banning small breasts because they encourage pedophilia.
“We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size,” warns Fiona Patten, Convenor for the Australian Sex Party (press release). “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late.”
The board denies that they specify breast size but say they do consider overall appearance, which correct me if I’m wrong, includes breasts. Classification guidelines state that any publications which “describe or depict in a way that is likely to cause offence to a reasonable adult, a person who is, or appears to be, a child under 18 (whether the person is engaged in sexual activity or not)’ will be classified ‘RC’ (Refused Classification).”
Even in the ‘land of the free’ little tits are being squeezed out. Americans Dwight Whorley & Christopher Handley were convicted for cartoon child pornography under the 2003 PROTECT act, which criminalizes any image real or computer generated “where such visual depiction is, or appears to be, of a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct.” I’m pretty sure they only looked underage as cartoons… DON’T HAVE BIRTHDAYS!
Will Japan be the next to jump on the ban wagon? And if so will the loli genre get a growth spurt and blossom into busty loli to get around the law? I, for one, am against giving our cartoon children breast implants! (no matter how hilarious)