Legendary Pictures, the same studio behind the much anticipated Clash of the Titans remake, is bringing Godzilla back to America in 2012. But Zilla won’t be making a return appearance. Studio executives want to avoid the look and feel of the 1998 film. “Our plans are to produce the Godzilla that we, as fans, would want to see. We intend to do justice to those essential elements that have allowed

Comedy Central’s new series Ugly Americans is about a social worker named Mark Lilly, who lives in an alternate version of New York that intersects with Hell. But unlike most monster shows, these monsters are perfectly integrated into the world and have no shock value on the humans they live among, and therefore they have no shock value on the viewer. The “jokes” are a series of matter-of-fact puns, such

Despite all the hype Tiger Woods did not actually appear in “Sexual Healing” the season premiere of South Park, it was only a virtual appearance of the golf phenom. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny get EA Sports newest game: Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, in which playas attempt to drive escape their club-wielding wife. While South Park is relatively topical as far as TV shows go, animated or otherwise, it

SuicideGirls: Guide to Living is the newest movie from SuicideGirls.com, an adult website dedicated to pierced, tattooed, and all-around unconventional models. Hostesses Rambo, Rigel, Radeo, Friskey, and Chloe promise to “teach you 13 essential life lessons” ranging from How to Tie a Tie to How to Kill a Vampire. But instead of a series of long-winded instructions that would put you to sleep, each how-to is presented like a music

Despite being downloaded by over 100 million people since its release  in January, there are still some people who didn’t know about the Firefox update (like this –>guy<–) so Mozilla started actively inviting users to upgrade this week. Mike Beltzner, Director of Firefox, assures users that “The offer screen will only appear after 60 seconds of keyboard inactivity to ensure we don’t get in the way of anyone’s activities.” In

In the classic 80s movie War Games, all that stood between us and global thermonuclear war was a computer’s calculation that tic-tac-toe is unwinnable. Well “XXX” your ass goodbye! The iCub, an open source robot being developed across 11 European universities and institutions, just demonstrated its computer skills at the Humanoid Robotics Symposium at the Institution of Engineering and Technology (video below). The toddler-like robot is capable of 53 distinct

Leno’s been on a downward spiral ever since his lackluster return last week. Even with the Olympic halo and controversy following him, the Tonight Show’s ratings were down 25% compared to Conan’s debut. And last night, Letterman beat Leno in both the 18-49 and 25-54 demographics. Leno did manage to hold the lead in overall viewers but just barely. How? According to MediaVest USA, “Leno’s audience is mostly made up

Most men want the largest condoms available (whether they need them or not) but “Hotshot” condoms actually advertise how small they are. That’s because they’re designed to fit boys not men. The extra small condoms are 1.7 inches in diameter instead of the standard 2 inches. Swiss manufacturer Lamprecht AG, created the condoms in response to a study by the Federal Commission for Children and Youth that shows a rise

“The Great Sperm Race” (link) is a new flash game in which players assume the role of a sperm and must navigate their way through the acid filled hellhole known as the “Vagina” while steering clear of Leukocytes, white blood cells, which eat sperm. Fortunately, unbeknownst to your 8th grade Health Teacher, the Cervix is filled with power pellets that make you invulnerable to these cock gobblers. The game is

Kristen Dunst got all dolled up last summer to sing a cover of “Turning Japanese” by The Vapors. The film titled “Akihabara Majokko Princess” was part of the “Pop Life: Art in a Material World” exhibit at London’s Tate Modern museum. Co-creator Takashi Murakami explains “I believe that real art is centered in entertainment and I wanted to show that with this piece.” I may not know much about art