Family Guy Incest -(12 and a Half Angry Men - Bathtub)


Glenn Quagmire is thought to be the resident sex pervert on Family Guy but the Griffin family has him beat when it comes to the biggest taboo: incest.


From seeing each other naked to actual sex, there have been incestuous encounters between nearly every family member. Talk about keeping it in the family (giggity).


Griffin Family

In “12 and a Half Angry Men” Peter forces the whole family to squeeze into the bathtub until he’s no longer angry.



In “From Method to Madness” Peter and Lois embrace nudism to makes Megs boyfriend feel welcomed in their home. Chris is also naked but for a totally different reason apparently (16:45).



Stewie and Stewie

In “Road to the Multiverse” Stewie and Brian visit a parallel universe where a two-headed Stewie makes out with himself.



Chris and Stewie

In “Long John Peter” Chris and Stewie are set up on a blind date.



Meg and Stewie

In “Brian Goes Back to College” Stewie walks in on Meg undressing.



In “No Meals On Wheels” Stewie walks in on Meg toweling off, or as he calls it “that weird butt floss thing.”



In “Extra Large Medium” Meg and Stewie fart in the bathtub but when she has vaginal flatulence, he freaks out.



Meg and Chris

In “Fifteen Minutes of Shame” Chris spies on Meg’s slumber party. Lois joins in and suggests they practice kissing. Chris is discovered masturbating and Lois tells him to finish up (6:00). The Griffins do a reality TV show and replace Meg with a sexy blonde girl, who Chris hits on by explaining that they normally eat breakfast naked and he films it (17:30)



In “Halloween on Spooner Street” Meg and Chris kiss in the closet game.



In “Save the Clam” Chris stands in for a corpse and Meg has to scratch his balls for him.



In “Fresh Heir” Meg tells Chris it’s time for their bath but Peter hears her instead.



Brian and Stewie

In “Go, Stewie, Go!” Stewie pretends to be a girl for a part on his favorite television show. He tests out his alter ego “Karina Smirnoff” on Brian, who tries to get a handjob.



In “We Love You, Conrad” Stewie pretends to be Brian’s girlfriend, Desiree.



In “Saving Private Brian” Stewie and Brian pretend to gay in order to get kicked out of the army.



In “420″ Stewie gets naked to supply Brian with urine for a drug test.



In “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” Stewie suggests Brian get back at his girlfriend Jillian by having sex with the first person he sees (i.e.; Stewie).



In “Hell Comes to Quahog” Stewie asks Brian to spit on him then call him scum. Brian asks “How will that cool you off?” But clearly that wasn’t the point.



In “Quagmire’s Baby” Stewie makes Brian stroke his tail in exchange for a clone.



In “The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou” Mr. Furley from Three’s Company walks in on Brian squirting lotion on Stewie, which looks like facial.



In “PTV” Peter sings about all the things censored by the FCC, which includes a scene of Peter, Brian and Stewie having a pillowfight and another scene in which Stewie and Brian engage in S&M.



Peter and Chris

In “Long John Peter” Peter creates a sock puppet as a date for Chris.



In “Foreign Affairs” Peter homeschools Chris and Meg. He gets naked then rides around on a scooter and Chris joins in.



In “Stew-Roids” Peter walks in on Chris, who has his penis tucked between his legs and is dancing like “Buffalo Bill” from The Silence of the Lambs.



In “And the Wiener Is…” Peter and Lois check out Chris’ penis.



In “Deep Throats” Peter and Lois get high and lick Chris.



In “Killer Queen” Chris gets in bed with Peter, who tells him that he smells like melt cheese.



In “Friends Without Benefits” Chris watches Peter sleep and then strokes his face.



In “Trading Places” Chris becomes the breadwinner. He comes home drunk and offers Peter and Lois $40 to have sex in front of him (17:45).



In “Blind Ambition” Peter goes blind and accidentally sleeps with Chris and then Stewie.



In “Fresh Heir” Peter proposes to Chris for his money and they nearly get married.



Peter and Stewie

In “I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar” Peter embrace his feminine side and breastfeeds Stewie.



In “Stewie Loves Lois” Peter mistakes Stewie’s nose and mouth for Lois’ nipple and vagina, respectively. (8:00 – vagina joke censored)



In “Call Girl” Peter and Lois have sex on the couch. All the children walk out in disgust except for Stewie who asks if they’d be interested in a two and a quarter way.



In “No Country Club For Old Men” Peter sits on Stewie’s harmonica and asks him to remove it for him.



In “You Can’t Do That On Television, Peter” Peter and Stewie measure their penises.



Lois and Chris

In “And the Wiener Is…” Peter and Lois check out Chris’ penis.



In “Fifteen Minutes of Shame” Chris spies on Meg’s slumber party. Lois joins in and suggests they practice kissing. Chris is discovered masturbating and Lois tells him to finish up (6:00).



In “Model Misbehavior” Lois decides to become a model. Both Chris and Meg says that they’ll pleasure themselves to her photos but only Meg gets in trouble.



In “Deep Throats” Peter and Lois get high and lick Chris.



In “Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream” Chris dates a girl that looks disturbingly similar to Lois. Stewie comments, “Looks like somebody’s getting a little Oedipussy.”



In “Trading Places” Chris becomes the breadwinner. He comes home drunk and offers Peter and Lois $40 to have sex in front of him (17:30).



In “Bigfat” Chris kisses Lois because he “can’t live by society’s rules.”



Lois and Meg

In “Model Misbehavior” Lois decides to become a model. Both Chris and Meg says that they’ll pleasure themselves to her photos but only Meg gets in trouble.



In “Fifteen Minutes of Shame” Chris spies on Meg’s slumber party. Lois joins in and suggests they practice kissing. Chris is discovered masturbating and Lois tells him to finish up (6:00).



Lois and Stewie

In “Brian in Love” Stewie makes Brian jealous by kissing Lois and unhooking her bra (19:00).



In “Valentine’s Day In Quahog” Stewie travels back in time and kisses Lois as a baby.



In “Valentine’s Day In Quahog” Lois flashes Stewie.



In “Yug Ylimaf” Brain breaks Stewie’s time machine and reverses time. Stewie is unborn when a doctor puts him back into Lois’ vagina!



In “Peter’s Two Dads” Stewie develops a spanking fetish and has an S&M fantasy where Lois tortures him.



In “Peter’s Progress” Lady Redbush (Lois) marries King Stewart III (Stewie). (9:00)



In “Call Girl” Peter and Lois have sex on the couch. All the children walk out in disgust except for Stewie who asks if they’d be interested in a two and a quarter way.



Lois and Brian

In “Brian in Love” Brian confesses his love to Lois, who rejects him but suggests she might not if she was really, really drunk (19:45).



In “Joe’s Revenge” Brain switches places with Quagmire’s cat Principessa and fondles Lois’ breasts.



In “The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire” Brian spanks Lois (looped).



In “New Kidney in Town” Brian humps Lois’ leg and ejaculates (off-screen).



In “Play It Again, Brian” Brian kisses Lois, who hits him with a a newspaper.



In “Perfect Castaway” Peter is presumed lost at sea so Lois marries Brian (13:00) but Peter is rescued before they can consummate their marriage. Lois admits she was only a day away from having sex with Brian (19:30).



Brian and Meg

In “The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire” Brian gets drunk and hits on Meg.



In “Barely Legal” Brian reluctantly takes Meg to the prom. He gets drunk and kisses her. Meg becomes obsessed with Brian and makes him a pie with her hair in it then kidnaps him.





Peter and Meg

In “From Method to Madness” The Griffins embrace nudism to make their new neighbors more comfortable. Peter wins a game of Yahtzee then celebrates by thrusting in Meg’s face and chanting “In your face.”



In “Movin’ Out (Brian’s Song)” Peter and Meg have phone sex.



In “Foreign Affairs” Peter homeschools Chris and Meg. He gets naked then rides around on a scooter and Chris joins in.



In “Peter’s Daughter” Peter gives Meg a strip dance for her bachelorette party.



In “Let’s go to the Hop” Peter goes undercover at the high school and agrees to take Meg to the dance to make her more popular (12:00). He takes a Connie instead but then apologizes in front of everyone and says Meg is his dream girl (19:00).



In “Dial Meg for Murder” Meg goes to prison when she gets out she rapes Peter in the shower.



In “Peter’s Progress” Griffin Peterson (Peter) marries Megan (Meg) (13:00).



Carter Pewterschmidt and Chris

In “Fresh Heir” Chris shows Carter how to masturbate then Carter pretends to have sex with him with his finger.



Carter Pewterschmidt and Lois

In “Model Misbehavior” Lois and Peter have sex on Carter, who is knocked unconscious (20:00).



In “Peter’s Progress” Carter Redbush (Pewterschmidt) asks if he can fondle Lady Redbush (Lois) (7:30).



Carter Pewterschmidt and Peter

In “Model Misbehavior” Lois and Peter have sex on Carter, who is knocked unconscious (20:00).



In “Christmas Guy” Peter makes Carter drink frothy eggnog and films it like a POV scene in a porn movie.



Barbara Pewterschmidt and Peter

In “Bill & Peter’s Bogus Journey” Lois cheats on Peter with President Bill Clinton. To make them even Lois gives Peter permission to sleep with her mother but he backs out at the last second. (17:30)



Dylan and Stewie

In “The Former Life of Brian” Brian’s son Dylan rooms with a naked Stewie, who can be heard on the baby monitor.



Stewie and Rupert

In “Stewie Kills Lois” A human Rupert wins Stewie prizes the the carnival. Then Stewie has a Freudian slip and asks if he wants to ride the teabags instead of teacups.



In “Stewie Loves Lois” A human Rupert and Stewie frolic on the beach in Hawaii. (5:35)



New Brian and Rupert

In “The Man with Two Brians” Stewie kills New Brian for humping Rupert.