Jimmy Kimmel points out that for Obamacare to work the insurance companies need young people to sign up and pay premiums but not actually use any of the services until they’re old (assuming it’s not bankrupt like social security).
To help encourage them to sign up Kimmel aired a series on new Obamacare ads featuring an elderly couple named Alex and Martha. They thank young people for funding social security, medicare and healthcare, which includes not only erectile dysfunction drugs like Levitra but penis pumps totaling $172 million from 2006-2011. Young people don’t vote so they’re the ones really getting screwed they explain.
“I can’t believe you got this for me,” says Alex holding up the pump. “You guys are the greatest. Now back to your unpaid internships.”