Late Night host Seth Meyers reminisced about his childhood on Tuesday’s show. Meyers brought out the rare (i.e.; fake) vintage video game console called the JORBUS, which consists of toy steering wheel, an old brick style cell phone and a handheld microphone among other junk.
The funny thing is that as absurd as the games sound, they’d make for great indie games.
New York City Apartment – Realistic role-playing game, in which players catch brown water leaking from ceiling, squash bedbugs and kill cockroach who’s also your landlord.
Kiss Maze – Navigate Gene Simmons’ tongue through a maze.
Substitute Teacher – Attempt to get students what page they left off on while avoiding spitballs. You lose when you give in and play a movie.
Cats – Click pictures of cats to hear a variety of meows.
Drinking Alone in the Woods – Drink alone in the woods while covering your face in shame.
M.A.L.F. – Blue ALF that eats dogs while yelling Ronald Reagan quotes instead of jokes.
Titanic Coward – Play as a rich man on the Titanic and collect money from abandoned rooms, then dress as a woman and jump over swimming passengers to get to the lifeboat.